m.

20, blue collar

[m. @sisu_matty]

@tqo_02 @arcanesil What did they do

[Scully @isthatscully]

Zohran, you have to stop. Your policies are too tough. Your swag too different. Your wife is too bad. They’ll kill you, Zohran Mamdani.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

[spor @sporadica]

they could never have fathomed a white boy with so much motion

approaching greatest-white-boy-of-all-time levels

[shindigs @shindags]

I asked chat to make YouTube titles from the perspective of God.

This was the best one:

[Flesh Simulator 🐧 @fleshsimulator]

Gonna play this in front of my grandpa and say I’m controlling a robot in Ukraine

[m. @sisu_matty]

they should make my girlfriends pussy a vape flavor for me

[JT HOLMES @RealJtHolmes]

The face reveal caught me off guard 😂😂😂

[m. @sisu_matty]

I love my gf!!

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

The Trump administration continues to find new ways to raise costs on all of us. It’s time we have a City Hall that works relentlessly to ease the burden.

We will deliver on fast and free buses, universal childcare and a rent freeze because New Yorkers need the relief.

[Moonboy @MoonboyWasTaken]

1 day of Zohran and NYC gets Worlds

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I’m gonna get a lot of use out of this

[Jane!!🍉 🇬🇹 #TokonForAll @janeluve_]

this might be the best jjk tweet

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

I told my therapist I was gonna get a shock pen to shock myself everytime I vaped in hopes of associating nicotine with a negative reaction and she said I would probably just get addicted to shocking myself 😭

[m. @sisu_matty]

life a little better each day with everything she does and I hope everyone gets to experience that someday

[m. @sisu_matty]

my girlfriend came into the bathroom while I was showering to tell me she was leaving (I was taking forever) and she drew a heart on the mirror and gave me a kiss before leaving. she didn’t yell at me for taking forever or make a passive aggressive comment. she makes my

[oliver 🐥 @suicidekoo]

HELLO????? HE DID SO GOOD IM GONNA CRY

[G1NGERBRE4D 🍪 : back pain+employee @GINGERBRE4D_]

2 types of dad, fr