raul lopez

[raul lopez @sitges25]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/7CBz49T8Ge

[raul lopez @sitges25]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/SOKeGe7A4t

[raul lopez @sitges25]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/k4SPq3onV4

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/O68Lz8xWTx No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/ItBqhnQ05K I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/3MjziBp7RN The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[raul lopez @sitges25]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/WWkS7yFRjr

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/3G8kODXzeP Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/vC8vzV8myY Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/GLHB2v5ynL I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[raul lopez @sitges25]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/ourTKbVWBf

[raul lopez @sitges25]

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/DtXc8FXfMI

[raul lopez @sitges25]

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/KE3CYlrnF9

[raul lopez @sitges25]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/lDTejdAzaM

[raul lopez @sitges25]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/h4ERZWcY

[raul lopez @sitges25]

I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work. http://t.co/8KNAmsQO

[raul lopez @sitges25]

I've got 99 of everything, and my problem is hoarding and OCD OCD OCD OCD. http://t.co/1lvO4r62

[raul lopez @sitges25]

People who say they don't know how to lie are lying. http://t.co/TYIV2OxH

[raul lopez @sitges25]

There's Gold in them teeth! - Prospector in a rap studio http://t.co/3yWV0VuM

[raul lopez @sitges25]

http://t.co/uSa3bxlu I can't stop telling people how modest I am.