Sex In The Office

No real sex please, I’m British | Satire | Jilly Cooper fan

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

I’ve always been keen on having my own slutty cultural column in the weekend newspapers, I was recently told that I’d need to be a ‘big girl’ in order to achieve this, so I thought I’d rummage around and put my best big girl pants on (and nothing else) to have some writing fun.

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

4 rounds of spicy margs with the client on a Tuesday

[໊ @buffys]

what’s ’the big 4’

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

https://t.co/AMsqTx2izs

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

I’ve always been keen on having my own slutty cultural column in the weekend newspapers, I was recently told that I’d need to be a ‘big girl’ in order to achieve this, so I thought I’d rummage around and put my best big girl pants on (and nothing else) to have some writing fun.

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

https://t.co/7CBb9Ptx9i

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

Replace “book” with “bonk”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

How do you professionally say, “If you book me in meetings all day, when do you expect me to get this work done?” in corporate??

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

How to politely tell your Boss he isn’t fingering you properly:

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

Top tip for being made redundant, gracefully

https://t.co/whecV2AbSp

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

https://t.co/7CBb9Ptx9i

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

On people you need to impress in the office as a junior:

https://t.co/m7irSBNZem

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

On being made redundant

https://t.co/whecV2AbSp

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

Tix will sell out fast!! https://t.co/YeG0LsxZyZ

[Will @wsebag]

My interview with Matt Hancock

[Beat @beatED]

You are not alone this Christmas ❤️ Our helpline will be open from 4pm-midnight throughout the festive period.

[Talk @TalkTV]

Nick de Bois: "Do you trust the government?"

Young Voices UK writer Alys Watson Brown says "speaking for most people my age we have no trust in the government whatsoever. I'm a political engaged person but I don't know if I even want to vote in the next election."

@nickdebois

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Students have been affected by strikes every year since 2018.

We are treated as consumers, courted with glossy brochures and promises of first rate in-person teaching — promises that have been all too quickly broken.

✍️ Pleased to have a print piece in @DailyMailUK!

[Sex In The Office @sitobl]

Mitford serves truth.

[1828 @1828uk]

"Boris should vehemently defy the presence of the WHO as an undemocratic international force with dodgy funding initiatives, trying to interfere with our national sovereignty."
@alyswatsonbrown of @YoungVoices_UK slams the #WHO in her latest piece for 1828
https://t.co/WctwFA7pwt

[Bill Bowkett @Bill_Bowkett]

The @YoungVoices_UK family portrait. Great time at the long-overdue UK launch party at the @iealondon. Taking the media and policy world by storm.

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

Crappy university that nobody has ever heard of threatens to lock students out of their accommodation if they don’t get jabbed. Congratulations ⁦@Hartpury⁩ -you top at least one league table: for assholery