Nate Sitorius

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners be like:

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

This thing could literally read your mind

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

I don’t always go to Canes, but when I do I switch the coleslaw for an extra piece of toast.

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

this episode gave me so much anxiety as a kid

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That one person who talks your ear off every time you see them

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

Never trust somebody that mixes cereals.

[𝕂𝒾𝚍𝕯𝗋𝟷𝖋𝚝🛸 @KidDr1ft]

Never knew the world needed a wiz Khalifa Oreo commercial until now. Best thing I’ve seen all week.-Kid https://t.co/TzdcOcaQcD

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

The athlete of the the family getting it done tonight! @ESitorius

[Huskeradio Sports @Huskeradiosport]

PTonight's @AlloFiberOG is Elizabeth Sitorius, who has a game-high 23 points in the win for Brady (17 in the second half alone).

#nebpreps @basketball_ne @BradySchools

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

I just voted for Mike Daum for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! https://t.co/9AW4QImIQA

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

Do you ever stare off in the distance deep in thought, then realize your staring off in the distance, but you keep staring so you can finish the thought?

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

People change even Satan used to be an angel.

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

Do you ever just pick six numbers at a gas station and then win the powerball? Yeah me neither.

[Bryce Byrn @coachByrn]

Life is so ironic, it takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence..

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

@___kingkobe___ He changed my life!

[TJ Nielsen @TJNielsen9]

Winning is NOT a once in a while thing. You don’t do things right once in a while. You do them right all of the time! Attention to detail. How you do anything is how you do everything..

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

The best part about a pop quiz is You don't have to feel bad for not studying

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Ur childhood was lit if you had one of these

[Nate Sitorius @sitorius]

Pink Pong is the most addicitive app ever... but I cant get past 42 #PinkPong