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Im a taxi driver. Not a cabbie. Not a fucking Uber driver. A proper taxi driver.
Anecdotes, stories, jokes and life.

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@Trainwreckstv I'm really skint

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1 million likes and I'll get this tattoo!!

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@robbeckettcomic Your looking more and more like rolf Harris every day ....

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@sexysportslover Seeing the rest of them would be amazing?

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@sexysportslover I'd bang darth vadar if he had tits like that ....

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@GaryLineker @GretaThunberg Nonsense tweet Mr Lineker @GaryLineker @GretaThunberg

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@boobi3sNbrains I like.... alot

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@pattonoswalt Heavens pretty empty then.....???

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@aaroneaston16 Msg me the link brother

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@Mellor76 @RalfLittle thanks for the retweet brother.... have a listen to this... itll suit both y'alls sense of humour....

https://t.co/TLRLEDeWgH

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@Mellor76 just watched no offence s1 on Disney plus... thought it was great brother... looking forward to s2 and s3

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@aaroneaston16 Wow

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@PlayGemRadio Love it. Keep it. Ignore him

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Why would anyone do this...??? Horrible cunts

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I'm so fucking angry I don't know what to do. I could honestly kill the dirty, savage cunts that do this.

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@joandsparky @piliffe

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@PlayGemRadio Eat frog spawn on a dare

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Original and drawing....

[Alice Couldwell (Young) @radioaliceyoung]

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@aaroneaston16 Done that many many times kiddo.... its soul destroying