Simon Turner

Composer, musician, audio twiddling, University lecturer teaching things about music

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I’d rather live next door to someone who crossed the oceans with a child to escape death and violence than a citizen who wouldn’t cross the street to help a foreigner.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nadine has spent the last year writing a crap book about Johnson.

Yet she still paid her two daughters £85,000 of your money to do nonexistent jobs.

It needs to be paid back and she should be investigated for Fraud and Misuse of Public Funds.

[David Harpham @DavidHarpham77]

Sebastian was 47 when he was born…….

[Annie Leonard @AnnieMLeonard]

I really think this is terribly disruptive & inconsiderate to block a road like this. Don’t the people responsible for causing this know that people have to get to work, get to daycare to pick up kids? Someone needs to be held responsible! We must not tolerate this.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Sun - Tory
The Daily Mail - Tory
Mail on Sunday - Tory
Daily Express - Tory
Sunday Express - Tory
Daily Telegraph - Tory
Sunday Telegraph - Tory
Times - Tory
Sunday Times - Tory
Evening Standard - Tory
BBC Chairman - Tory BBC
Director General - Tory
BBC - Tory

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This is Lord Rothermere the Daily Mail Owner.

He lives in a mansion in Monaco, he pays tax in France and identifies as French.

The Daily Mail is registered in Bermuda and it pays no tax anywhere.

That is his ‘Patriotism’.

Like Rupert Murdoch he spreads poison.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

That horrible guy who has been posting lies in The Sun has been banned from running any companies in New Zealand.

RT if you think we should follow the Kiwi’s and ban Rupert Murdoch.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

This and only this. Boris Johnson’s phone

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Ken Murphy is Tesco’s UK CEO and the highest paid supermarket boss.

He gets £4,740,000 a year, but is registered to pay tax in the Republic of Ireland.

Not a penny of his outrageous salary is collected in tax, despite almost all Tesco’s earnings coming from the UK.

It’s theft.

[Conservatives @TheBigCons]

We have discovered why Boris Johnson has been unable to get into his phone.

Face ID wasn’t working because it wasn’t sure which of his two faces to use.

#BorisJohnsonContemptOfCourt #BorisJohnsonsphone

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The Sun is a disgusting rag and they have to pay for what they’ve done to Huw Edwards.

They tried to destroy someone’s life with false claims of illegality involving a minor.

We know now there was no criminality, and The Sun have driven a vulnerable man into medical care.

[Catherine Carlin @KittyCarlin]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, never buy The Sun.

[Simon Turner @siturn]

@EricIdle Good call 👍

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

If I use the word I want to use, I’ll get locked out of my acCoUNT again.

[Simon Turner @siturn]

@DerrenBrown Well said. This is horrible in every sense of the word, and is a cheap headline that is woefully misleading and cruel to those involved. Leave the man alone. He fell in love-that’s it and nothing more. It speaks volumes that this is what is leading in the press

[Simon Turner @siturn]

@10DowningStreet More piffle and hot air from the walking dead.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Get them on those small boats and send the bastards back where they came from.