Lionel Messi, Everton maçında sakatlanıp ameliyat edilen Emiliano Martínez’i hastanede gizlice ziyaret etti.
Arjantinli yıldızın, kendi özel sağlık ekibini de Martínez için devreye soktuğu belirtiliyor.
(Merseyside Medical News)
It’s cute that Luka is terrified of snakes. What if Sergio was a naga who could wrap him tightly in his coils and soothe the nervous rabbit into a pliant state.
@angelfawnii He sniffs slightly. “I think my nose is done bleeding.”
“Good. Tilt your head back so I can pick your boogers, check if there’s a brain in there.”
“I really did think he’d see reason.”
“Was that before or after your little speech and before or after you SHOVED HIM.”
@angelfawnii Or raw meat. I choose peas.”
“You should’ve chosen to let me handle it.”
“You’d have gotten hurt.”
“Better me than you and I can actually hold my own. I would’ve been happy to let you be my nurse with your bag of vasectomy peas.”
Luka smiles faintly up at him.
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Leo Messi holds the ultimate world record in science as 6 different species on Earth have been officially named after him! 😳🔥
Here is the official Messi Science 6-Pack:
1. 🦎 Liolaemus messii
2. 🕷️ Acanthogonatus messii
3. 🦅 Vultur messii
4. 🐚 Discinisca messii
5. 🍄 Cercopemyces messii
6. 🌿 Salvia messii
No other footballer in history comes close. Leo Messi doesn't just rule football; he's written into the DNA of planet Earth! 🌍✨
6 TIMES SCIENCE BOWED TO THE GOAT! 🇦🇷🐐
@shoyoboops "If you get this close to me again with the ball I'm going to turn you into a pancake" style promises into those big brown eyes that Messi's using like his own weapons as he hides a smile before telling Sergio he'll have to keep up to hurt him.