Dani

queer, friendly, very nervous, perfectly soft-boiled 🥚

I only wish I had a dog.
she/her.

[Dani @sixminuteegg]

Gonna start a thread of the ridiculous terms of endearment George throws at me. this morning he has gone with "my little spanakopita, a piece of spinach nestled under the duvet"

[Dani @sixminuteegg]

@saccente92456 @Rainmaker1973 Does This Photograph Show Two Boys — One Vaccinated, One Not — Who Were Exposed to Smallpox? | https://t.co/3nWAEBBGxl https://t.co/byfMQMGQzj

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@82ghyf cause I mean I'm not even doing this and I have the running brain worms so

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@82ghyf Corrie are u... are u ok

[Dani @sixminuteegg]

@ediemmill the word you're looking for is "better"

[Dani @sixminuteegg]

@82ghyf There was definitely meant to be an a level Welsh field trip but I was so clearly the odd one out in that class that I couldn't bear the thought of going lol

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@82ghyf This is me erasure

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@WikiHowToLogout agreed in principle but for the most part these pictures show plastic surgery, rather than time-related, changes - which is interesting in that the element of choice is there and I suspect it links to the general view of women within the party

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@onlyscreams7 pollen bakery for snakz

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@eugeeene I saw Christmas chocolates in shops in AUGUST?? that's literally still summer I'm so mad

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@wijsgerig I think it's much better raw than cooked!

[Dani @sixminuteegg]

@eugeeene @82ghyf 54:42! I am ECSTATIC with that lol, I was hoping to a) hit 10 minutes off last year's time (1:06:20, so 56:20), b) PB (56:04) and c) if possible as a stretch goal, hit 55:00 so I'm VERY pleased

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@eugeeene @82ghyf Hello gang this is tomorrow are you still doing it? lmao

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@outdoorperscrip Lmao we had a leaflet for that come through at my office - it's literally just one person as well

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@DavidTHLewis The way I Do Not Trust You

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@DavidTHLewis But does anything bad happen to the animals tho

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@onlyscreams7 no x

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@IsItSafeOutYet @onlyscreams7 @WikiHowToLogout @whyarepeople3 Seconding and would also contribute v happily xx

[Dani @sixminuteegg]

@Kyatic A personal favourite from arnos vale cemetery in Bristol: Ebenezer Eggins

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@WikiHowToLogout Jesus Christ