Miss”Cool”brook

“kids say the darnedest things” Who needs a blog when you have a twitter feed?

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

AND HE SAYS “You missed you! You didn’t get an award!” So I was like “oh well do you want to give me one J?” And he said “Yeah I want to give you the award for being the BEST teacher ever” and then I CRIED. 😭❤️😭 Sweet child.

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

I did class awards with my kids today and I finished and was like “welp guys different than originally planned but I love you all-“ and J interupts me and goes “miss colebrook you missed one! You missed an award!” And I was like “oh? J who did I miss?”

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Student: “Hey Miss C can I show you guys my puppy?”
Me: “Of course! I love puppies!”
Student: *picks up puppy, holds it over his head and starts singing the lion king song* “AHHHH SHE BENN SHWAAA MAMA TIIIII DEE SIMONNNNN”

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Me: “what kind of pets do you guys have and how do they service you?”
Student 1: I have a Komodo Dragon and he makes me happy.
Student 2: YOU CANT HAVE A DRAGON AS A PET! THEY BREATHE FIRE!

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Alright. I’m BACK. This time, online learning: quarantine teaching edition.

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

One of my kids has a full blown mustache....he is 7 years old. 😑

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

My students this year are like little sheep boppin around the classroom all day.

[Marley Elementary @MarleyESAACPS]

#onceuponamathcrime
@aacps_PK5math
#AACPSBack2AWESOME
#LearningisMagical

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Driving to work and my iTunes music came on Bluetooth...Jojo starts playing and I learned in this instant that it is never Too Little Too Late.

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Teacher probs: I’ve already spent over $100 on classroom supplies and I still have a list of things to make my room better 😅

[Marley Elementary @MarleyESAACPS]

Camp Mustang in 2nd grade today. We love theme days that engage learners! How magical! #AACPSAwesome #Learningismagical

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

How did this kid ONLY spill his milk INSIDE his desk.

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Today the art teacher let my kids “take home” leftover clay. Except we still had an hour left of instruction. AKA I WAS LIVID. THANKS BITCH! #helpateacherout #noclay4u

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

I mean, in their defense the majority of their notes looked like this ❤️😊

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

“Miss Colebrook, can we spread kindness and give these notes out to the whole class?” 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 PREACH GURLS

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Please give me a good example of how “Cheryl” is a public good or service. I really want to hear an explanation for this one.

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Teaching kindness to all shapes and sizes! 😂

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Found this on the floor today... #creepykidalert

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

I’m going to quit teaching and become the next Disney princess voice actress

[Miss”Cool”brook @sixpacabz]

Just got mad at one of my students and it was apparent on my face that I was frustrated....another student tries to cheer me up : “ hey! Miss Colebrook! Your hair matches your eyes.” 🥰😂☺️