guzmer

whaddafuck. winpod

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

🐛 independent guzma
🐛 mun and muse are 18+
🐛 no lewd on the tl
🐛 no freaks
🐛 crack/serious
🐛 post-game
🐛 dont talk to me until ive eaten this mug
🐛 art credit for pfp/header/pinned in thread
#PTRP

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

MY BOY IS MORE COMPETITIVELY VIABLE THAN HE EVER BEEN. SOON AS I GET A MEGA RING Y'ALL ARE TOAST

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

oh

[𝕾𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝕲𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔱 💀 @swagrunt]

Thanks, but it’s actually a Salandit.

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

lil dude this is the best psyduck i ever saw

[𝕾𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝕲𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔱 💀 @swagrunt]

I know I ain’t no pick-ass-eyo, but I tried my best…

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

@swagrunt and dontcha forget it!

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

@swagrunt kinda wanted to see a real big picture of me nexta a teeny one of ya. anyway six four fr

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

@swagrunt okay ya got me its sixty nine inches

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

@SILVALLYFREED usually it just tastes like chemicle

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

does monster energy actually expire like does the number on the can actually mean anythin also is it bad if it ain't got bubbles like its sposed to. also if it tastes like metal

[️️ ️️️️️️️️️ @ichortale]

all of my devotion turns violent.

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

for everyone whos been asking me my hair routine

[freaking weeking @freakingweeking]

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

what the hell is grok

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

whys there nothin on my feed but one (1) of the skullies and ads for talkin to a robot version of lois from family guy

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

if ya let the other guy get ya with more than one jeebie... tch. might as well just throw yaself into the ocean. ya already lost at that point

[𝕾𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝕲𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔱 💀 @swagrunt]

W-What happens after one heeb…?

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

one heeb

[𝕾𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝕲𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔱 💀 @swagrunt]

One of what.

[freaking weeking @freakingweeking]

it's the freaking weeking baby!!

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

one of em

[𝕾𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝕲𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔱 💀 @swagrunt]

I dunno know what it is, but somethin’
about Gladion’s mom just gives me the
heebie jeebiee, yo…

[guzmer @sixpacksolem]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary