Vanessa Smiley

Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent. What I say here is mine & mine alone.

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

So am I back on Twitter? Maybe. Am I still completely clueless about Twitter? Oh yes. #welcomeback #stillnotsure #changeisgood

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

My time camping & working at the beach-based command post is over - time to move to the more remote camp at Agness. Looking forward to engaging w/ Agness community & it’s visitors. #klondikefire #oregon #beachnomore #wildlandfire #pio #publicinformationofficer #camping #firecamp

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Moon setting over camp as morning gets ever-closer. Up before the sun and asleep after it sets, so the moon is my guiding light 😂 #klondikefire #oregon #moon #wildlandfire

[USDA Forest Service @forestservice]

More than 1,200 interagency personnel are currently fighting the #KlondikeFire in Oregon. The #wildfire is currently covering more than 80,000 acres and is 37 percent contained.

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Tenders filling up at Fosters Bar in #Oregon. Just another sign that the #klondikefire is #legit. Happy to be here, proud to serve. Thankful for those #firefighters out there on the front lines.

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

#dietconfession: I may or may not have had a tiny scoop of #strawberry #icecream & considered that “fruit” #dontjudgeme #dietssuck #justasmallcheat #worthit

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Wine counts as a fruit right? #wino #wineisdefinitelyafruit #fact #diet #dietssuck #fruit #goodtimes

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

#dietconfession: I may or may not have eaten a packet of #stevia by itself... 😳 #dietssuck #feedmeseymour

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Today’s #dietobservation: pickles have never tasted so good. #pickle #picklelife #dietssuck

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Life tip: always choose exercise over diet. #always #lifetip #dieting #dietssuck #itsonlylikedaythreebutfeelsmorelikeday374363

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

#celerysucks. So does “detox & inflammation management” - you’re a diet so stop kidding yourself. And #dietssuck too. #thatisall #dayone

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Everybody posting #Halloween costume pictures & I’m over here like “I put on pants & went to work today. I’m chalking that up as a #win.”

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Our baby boy Floki has a #twin all the way in #NewZealand - @FirstCatofNZ! Floki isn’t as classy as Paddles tho cuz he plays w/ potatoes...

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

How can I protest leaving #paintedrocks in #nationalparks? I feel like that's a #controversy I have more experience & knowledge of...

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

#confession: a small part of me wants to be like the #boss from #OfficeSpace & fuss at ppl for not putting cover sheets on their #TPSreports

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

WHY IS IT ONLY TUESDAY WHAT THE FUCK

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Been trying to cancel my @comcast service for over a month. Dudes, my new house doesn't get Comcast. Pls let me move on with my life!!

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

@LonnieQuinnTV So funny b/c my husband, also named Lonnie, is from #OBX & we currently live near #Asheville. Stop by anytime! And roll those sleeves up!

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

Just discovered my favorite #weatherman @LonnieQuinnTV was a #soapopera star #mindblown 😳I miss his weather reports! Lonnie, come to #NC!

[Vanessa Smiley @sixpawsfarm]

My work computer takes so long to boot up & be ready to go that my office is never NOT organized #organizewhileyouwait #uselesstweet