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Yup, I made a thing to talk to people I don't know, about things that don't really matter.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@AGPamBondi Hey @AGPamBondi, where's the DOW at now?

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@LegalEagle if only it was a screenshot and not on the TV...

If you use this for advertising a legal service where a drunk lawyer gets you an extra chicken tender, because one was too small, and shouldn't count as a full 4 piece, I just want credit.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@geoffkeighley Let me state in no uncertain terms:

I only want a Battlefield game if it has the same game modes we've had, new maps, and if you want to impress: have all old maps with current Gen graphics and features, BFBC2 destructability, & the Commander from BF2 or BF3.

No live service.

[XBOX @XBOX]

Vault Boy would approve.

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[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@vonpeepster It 100% do be like that.

[Starfield @StarfieldGame]

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[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@RepMTG Look... I'm not a fan of MTG, but don't "SWAT" people.

1. You lose the moral high ground when you do something shitty like that to anyone.

2. You waste police resources that could be spent with REAL emergencies.

3. You take the officers away from THEIR families as well.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@vonpeepster I'm enjoying Carl Mar-xxx more than I really should.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@McDonalds, Why didn't you tell us Mayor McCheese had a Cameo in Starfield?

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@JeremyClarkson I never knew the man; but from what I saw, I wish I had.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@visegrad24 Quantity of lies.

They aren't GOOD lies, but what they lack in quality and believability they make up for in bulk.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@elonmusk @finkd With the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel?

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

I'm here because I was told that X was gonna give it to me, and I'm curious what "it" is.

Apparently I don't have to get it on my own, because X gonna deliver to me.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@tomwarren https://t.co/vCl42wlb3o did it better

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@JackBox

Try adding onions to a Sourdough Jack next visit.

😙🤌

You're welcome.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@realmaddox @elonmusk @NPR What about taking deposits on cyber trucks? That's a whole lot of money at 0% interest.

Even if they never make the thing, they just have to return the money, not the interest they made on that money. 🤷‍♂️

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@vonpeepster Your posts are my reminder not to be TOO troll-y on the internet.

It's like I have a sarcastic shithead on one shoulder telling me to screw with people, and I'd like to think Beaker/Porg mouth NVK is on the other, talking about Diablo and Elden Ring.

[c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance]

In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal.

It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability.

It did not.

[Six @sixspeeddeath]

@RepMattGaetz So is your resignation immediate, or are you planning on doing it in front of a camera after McCarthy's victory?

You got a lot of underage hookers and blow to get to.

Tick Tock ⏰️.