Nicole Morris

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[𝙏𝙪𝙣𝙖 - 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 @TunaforL]

Calling a woman you aren't already involved with "fun size" is the same as "where's my hug" don't @ me.

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

@TunaforL Good, thank you

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

Haunted

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

All we’re ever doing is bartering one precious thing for another. #Thistlefoot #BooksIRead

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

HELP HAHAHAHAHA

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelicals: “if we homeschool our kids they won’t be LGBTQ”

half of the people i know who were homeschooled: “I’M QUEER!!!!”

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

It didn’t want me. The lake, I mean. #MyHeartIsAChainsaw

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

Please don’t smell me, Michael.

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

I know you’re not ready, but you have to be. It’s happening. #MyHeartIsAChainsaw #BooksIRead

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

Every word that comes out of her mouth is stupider than the last. #MyHeartIsAChainsaw #BooksIRead

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

At some level, she never forgets that all the blood’s corn syrup. #MyHeartIsAChainsaw #BooksIRead

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

K if I knew life was gonna be like this I wouldnt have been the fastest sperm in the first place ijs

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

My husband’s toxic trait is sending me an Instagram reel and then turning his phone around and showing me the exact same reel

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

paint my life for my fake friends, i get high on the attention

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

Early bird gets the maggot

#MyHeartIsAChainsaw #BooksIRead

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

as long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong? If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself. #ThePhantomTollbooth #BooksIRead

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

I just want everyone I love to be ok

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

Does everyone remember that TikTok with all the bottles of hoisin sauce? For me it’s boxes of wheat thins

[Nicole Morris @sixthchick]

If Tom segura laughs I must laugh it is the law