brainiac

hoes mad — he/him

[unfortunately we cant get it for you at this time @101Iight]

Let me get my nuanced politics take from a 19 year old who was homeschooled since they were 12 while on set for a Netflix teen drama about dungeons and dragons

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

They look like they about to fuck Gotham UP

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

i made a corset kini

[brainiac @sixtybrian]

I haven’t been happy in 10 years #MyTwitterAnniversary

[helen @helen]

everyone was freaking out when winona ryder shoplifted a cashmere marc jacobs sweater 20 years ago and now she’s the face of their brand for the second time since getting arrested. proof you should never stop shoplifting

[Arbeitology @Arbeitologist]

This tweet has haunted my every waking moment for years

[’HIMitar Berbatov @Malonthemoon__]

$70 to fill up a Camry is not of God.

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

RT for CHONK
Like for SMOL

[beth alexandroff @bethalexandroff]

hinge

[We Love Music @rapisfunn]

so what’s the crowd supposed to do at a kendrick lamar concert when ‘we cry together’ starts playing

[brainiac @sixtybrian]

@ambodoland @jaden might have to splurgeee

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

We Cry Together but its a Dragonball fight

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

“we knew each other in a past life” isnt cute to me anymore because im starting to remember why i stopped fucking with you in 1922

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Having a Cocteau twins summer where no one can understand what I say but those who choose to listen are enchanted