Konark

25.Mumbai.
“Once a Gooner, always a Gooner.”
#COYG #wevegotsupermikarteta

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

Why the How I Met Your Mother Finale is better than you remember.
A thread ⬇️
(Note: this thread contains spoilers so if you've not seen the finale or don't want to ruin you're experience, I'd recommend seeing this after watching the finale)
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RT's appreciated

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

With the current state of roads in Bombay I feel Kailash Kher was ahead of his time with “Tu na jaane aas paas hai khuda”

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@Priceless_MCI 6-7 game tourney which doesn't matter so why did they take Ronaldo for the ad

[M. @pedressii]

bro 😭😭

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@franchiseford @LegendIbhy Average take from United fan with 2 digit IQ
Gerrard, Kane, Ozil and Sanchez all clear Penandes
Class performance but what I mostly associate Bruno with is crying on the floor and complaining and moaning to the refs.
There's a reason why he's won fuckall and that's his attitude

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

I just used Swiggy again and I'm gonna sue this fucking scam artist company @SwiggyCares
Took money from me and then the restaurant cancelled my order after 25 mins when all restaurants are shut and the worst part an executive was on the call when this was happening.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@SwiggyCares I'm already following y'all but I still can't, this is the worst support ever.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@Swiggy y'all don't know how to run a business at all. I've waited for 80 minutes for an order which showed 35 minutes for delivery.
Then when I spoke to customer care, all they offered to do for me was place a replacement or cancel my existing order.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@SwiggyCares The simple fact that you guys can't even understand that I'm not being able to send a private message when my last tweet was exactly that shows why y'all suck at customer service and clearly don't care.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@SwiggyCares It's not even allowing me to send a private message

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@SwiggyCares It's literally shared with the first 4 tweets Rahul

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@SwiggyCares

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@SwiggyCares It's attached, plus this is the quality of resolution your customer care executives provide.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

Finally if y'all reply asking to mail for resolution that I'd never do cause your entire company is filled with idiots who just apologise after wasting someone's time and money.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

I'm permanently deleting your shit app and going to recommend the same to as many people as I can.
This is the order number, the only constrictive criticism I'd like to leave would be to atleast compensate customers whose time y'all have wasted.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@MumbaiPolice the emergency number 100 or 112 almost never works.
People break signals and bikers run this city by haphazard driving.
If a citizen can't even reach out to report crimes what is the point of the police and a helpline to reach the police.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

Women will say something or do something inexcusable and then start crying.
Masters of gaslighting and playing the victim card.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

@The_Stat_Guy_10 @mufcMPB He doesn't make 11 assists, where the fuck do United fans make random stats up from man

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

You should be getting a reward for hitting bikers who jump red lights.

[Konark @sizzlinsaka]

It's sad that we lost one of the greatest commentators and teachers of chess and only now people are speaking up and there's outrage.
RIP Danya, you'll forever be my favourite chess teacher.

[Robert Hess @GM_Hess]

Do svid-Danya 💔