Alex onyango

HEAVY "A" BABA

[Blame Shifter @_BlameKnowsBall]

Your club famble everything. Salah, De Bryne, Musiala, Guehi, Hall, Ngumoha, the list is endless.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect even tho nobody cares

[B/R Football @brfootball]

13 goals
7 assists

Nico Paz hits 20 G/A in all comps for Como this season 🫶

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Hassan Omar is trying soo hard to be the most outspoken SG but no one even focuses on him, SG tunajua wa all political parties ni wa baba tu. Omwami😂😂

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Mamaz ametumia the term liquidity,,,nitakushika tu mzee.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

I was about to stop overthinking then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Peak mlima delicacy. Hapo ata sahani sihitaji. N
Kijiko tu na niko vulai

[Phil Kitromilides @PhilKitro]

Rayo Vallecano are in a European semi final. They dont sell online tickets. The stadium often doesnt have running water in the toilets. The pitch is a joke. The club shop looks like a teenager's cupboard. Their training ground is in pieces. IT IS AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🍒 Bournemouth are set to appoint Marco Rose as new head coach from June.

Agreement done with former RB Leipzig manager to replace Andoni Iraola next season.

Rose has agreed terms with #AFCB and the contract is set to be approved soon. 🇩🇪

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

Namna gani hapa 😂

[Ben⚘ @TheBenanya]

Amad will beat Mendy clean and clear then shoot it straight at the GK

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Ruto is set to visit Mandera, and Mandera MCAs have traveled from Lavington and Eastleigh where they reside to Mandera.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Nottingham Forest show support to Elliot Anderson who lost his mother today.

"Family first. We are all with you."

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Bologna and Fiorentina's exits means there are now 𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐎 Italian clubs left in European competition 😬

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Kenyan Arsenal Fans are looking for this young man😂😂😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You guys have such unique brains because how did you think of this ?😂😂

[Laliga Coverage✍️ @LaligaCoverage]

🚨 🗣️Iker Casillas on Vinícius Júnior telling Jude Bellingham to shut up:

“This is exactly why they lost yesterday — there’s no leadership, and everyone wants to be the main man. Bellingham asked for the ball, and you’re telling him to shut up? I can’t imagine Toni Kroos asking Cristiano Ronaldo to pass more and Ronaldo telling him to shut up.

This is probably one of the reasons he didn’t win the Ballon d’Or. Too many star players are disrupting the team. Arda Güler and Bellingham were the only players who really wanted to win yesterday. Vinícius had a bad game — I don’t know why he can’t control his anger.

Bayern Munich made them lose their heads, and that’s why they lost.”

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

What did you inspect? @ntsa_kenya

Please attach the report for all to see maybe we have not eaten enough carrots.

[Mary Kathomi @MaryK2022]

So that you understand that this is not the government of and for the people

After we won a case against the plants, seeds and varieties act,

The government appealed against our victory

Yes, you heard it