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🇵🇸🇵🇸 marijuana enthusiast

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Damn, I just keep on waking up huh

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What’s up with all these ugly fucking fat people at the pool

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20min till i reach my house, my shit might reach my pants in 10 tho :/

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Never reveal what you feel

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@MarinaMedvin How you bleeding from that weak ass palm punch #soft

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I’m out here drinkin and driving and fucking deers coming out of the woods, fuck out of here bro

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Drunkenly staring at the under-paid Wawa worker try and put together my sandwich that I ordered with like 12 toppings. That boy is stressin lol

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So many people are like “I’m changing my life around” and then they post a pic of them just eating vegetables 😂😂

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It’s so weird how any weather app will tell you the temperature and the “feels like” temperature. It’s 32 but it feels like 33. Actually it feels like I can’t feel my fingers rn

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@DakotaFleck My guy was strokin himself silly last night

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Damn dude, I’ve never been so disappointed.

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If I hear someone use demure in a conversation I’m probably gunna pounce and strangle

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Just realized I was supposed to grease a part for my car before installing, I installed it almost 4 months ago smh

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@breeezybadass Y’all have an expiration date

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@JimboneGreene Only if it’s the Fuji apple, any other red apple sucks

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@breeezybadass

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@Outontwittbond It did, luckily I had another half blunt left

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Goddamned hornets keep flying in my car when I smoke

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Every time I’m drunk I start appreciating art and sceneries,

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@DakotaFleck I know them bitches were furry