Samad Jawaid

I need you like a fish needs a raincoat. Keep in mind, im not arguing, Im simply explaining why im right. Also im allergic to stupidity.. I break out in sarcasm

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@AnikKhan_ Yes.. many

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@AnikKhan_ Lol I did tell you.. apparently, there’s a rumor that the anime is gonna continue where it left off.. so everyone is getting hype lol

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How is twitter still alive?

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Virginia be like hey here's some nice weather... sike, fooled ya bitch

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My coworker just said he doesn't believe in global warming.. what the actual fuck.. how do ppl ignore facts?

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Life.. you marvelous disaster

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@One_Rad_Cat my friend has worked in consulting for 8+ years lol

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Planning a 30 day detox.. NO HOOKAH.. fml

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@itsnimra he still loves me though :)

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@itsnimra it's happened so many times 😂

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My bestfriend told me my technical skills are Irrelevant in the consulting world.. why am I not in that world? Life would be so much easier

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Best part of getting to know someone is when you find out they're actually really weird like you, like hell yea this is cool I like you😂

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Trump supporter sitting in my house right now.. dunno how I feel about this

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Skinny niggas tryna act like they big😂bruh, sit down.. you just got a fast metabolism.. you ain't put any hard work into it 😂

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@itsnimra he's suggesting we're okay with the fact he built his career based on his emotional disconnect, chorus "look what you've done"

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@itsnimra lol tryna let us know that that song isn't meant to make us feel good

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So excited about the #nintendoswitch to come out and #Zelda 😱😱

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@bfarx_ MVPs all day

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Everyone too afraid to let their guard down these days

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@MKasotakis10 I had someone tell me the same thing.. not everyone's cup of tea. But I like all tea