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competent pedestrian.

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Approximating how much plastic I threw away last year, building a compressed three D cube in my brain, placing it in my office, and then glitch duping it 8 billion times

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Hotdogs

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@frankiemacd Nail on the head Frankie, it was a terrible day here.

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@videogamedeals @AspyrMedia Steam

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Watched a TikTok live announcement about a suspect arrested in connection to the United healthcare CEO shooting.

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The instant the edible hits

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When I'm driving a vehicle, I'm just along for the ride

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

i am now into asteroids and space weather

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s Halloween costume.

(via @NBA)

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

for jimmy Carters birthday he will be going on Hot Ones!

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Having some beers and getting the Limp Bizkit logo tattooed on me is starting to sound very smart

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The automatic door at Petco sounds like you found a secret room in an ancient tomb

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Straws used to bend people, they used to make them long enough to drink without risking your life, now they want you to crank your head down to take a sip, they want you looking down, they want to break you down

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Yeah I'm late to work but you don't understand I had to keep opening and closing a cart on a bootleg chinese Lego tik tok live so the person wanting to end the stream would add enough discount codes that I was comfortable getting scammed.

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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They're making the players wear bikinis, what have they done to this beautiful sport

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@SeanFennessey Are you saving $5, or commiting to a 4k future?

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