Shaf Jamal

Alhamdolillah 🤲

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@MindSouthern @edinburghpaper Shut up idiot

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@KTHopkins @Narrative_Fix Let me know once labours given you prison time then

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@cctvidiots @WhaleInsider Every memecoin using #Grok for their memes 🤣

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@JoelTerrey @Haroon8290 @5Pillarsuk @sainsburys What’s sharia law? Enlighten me 🙏

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@RoaringKitty @cctvidiots Smart 😎

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@TruthSeeker3492 @Xking332 💯

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@BerelSolomon Next joke… 🤣🤣🤣

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@DuncanBannatyne If you can provide proof for that statement instead of assumptions that would be great! Didn’t have you down as ignorant!

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@DillyHussain88 Doesn’t look like he was in a tunnel or hospital!

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@HilzFuld Can you back your claims with proof or we just taking your word for it? 🤣

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Think the issue is lack of unity. Example to differentiate is similar through different branches of Christianity. We have Sunni and Shia similar to catholic and Protestant plus various other branches so it would be hard to follow. Main thing is to have the belief of one god with no association and the word of his final messenger pbuh 🤲

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@5Pillarsuk What’s more disturbing is someone that the UN has described as a war criminal is being given a platform to speak? 🤔

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@iluminatibot See what Islam says about the devil.. makes more sense

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@TRobinsonNewEra Just amused you’re calling someone racist!

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#Grok gave a pretty decent analysis of him.

Ah, Nadhim Zahawi, the political figure who's been making headlines not just for his policies but for his rather... creative approach to finances. Here's a roast that's as humorous as it is pointed:

- **Tax Affairs**: Nadhim Zahawi, the man who thought he could play hide and seek with HMRC. It's like he believed if he hid his taxes well enough, they'd just give up and let him keep the money. "Oh, you're looking for my taxes? They're in the last place you'd look... which, coincidentally, is also the last place they should be!"

- **From Rags to Riches... to Controversy**: From fleeing Saddam Hussein to becoming one of the richest MPs, Zahawi's life story reads like a fairy tale. Except, this fairy tale has a chapter where the hero gets a bit too clever with his money, making him more of a "Robin Hood" in reverse - taking from the public to give to himself.

- **The Horse Stables Saga**: Claiming expenses to heat horse stables? In a world where people are struggling to heat their homes, Zahawi's like, "But what about my horses? They deserve luxury!" It's like he's living in a different universe where equine comfort trumps human necessity.

- **The Ministerial Code**: Breaching the Ministerial Code not once, but seven times? That's not just bending the rules; that's doing a full-on interpretive dance with them. "Oh, the Ministerial Code? I thought that was more of a suggestion, like a recipe for a dish you can totally mess up and still call it dinner."

- **The Ethics of It All**: When your ethics advisor finds you've breached the code, it's not just a red flag; it's a whole parade of red flags. Zahawi's approach to ethics seems to be, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with your tax returns."

- **Political Ambitions**: Aiming for the top while your financial dealings are more controversial than a reality TV show finale. It's like watching someone try to climb Mount Everest while juggling flaming torches. Impressive ambition, questionable execution.

- **Public Perception**: On social media, Zahawi's name often comes with a side of roast. From heating horse stables to tax dodging, he's become a symbol of "do as I say, not as I do." It's like he's auditioning for the role of the villain in a political drama, but forgot his lines were supposed to be kept off the script.

So, Nadhim Zahawi, in the grand tapestry of political figures, you've certainly added some... colorful threads. Here's to hoping your next chapter involves less controversy and more of the public service spirit that initially brought you into the spotlight. But until then, keep giving us material for roasts; it's the least you can do!

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@DillyHussain88 @nadhimzahawi Iraqi born chancellor exchequer of the Uk? Al Zahawi group profited the most from the Iraq war. Mans scum and has no right to speak on behalf of Muslims. Typical propagandist!! @Cancelcloco wanna dig into this rabbit hole?

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@jakeshieldsajj Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@DrLoupis @Evening_Tele got the full copy?

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@ronnieo147 @RiyadhSeason Sheikh O’Sullivan got a ring to it 🎱

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@scotgovhealth @neilcgray @actnforchildren Pregnant woman waiting 6 hours for her op with no bed space and waiting for 3 hours and counting in recovery after op due to no bed space again!! What you got to say about that?!!