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all round shidnit!

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@Nathan_1878 😂

[Jono Shaw @Jono85Shaw]

Thought Butlins at Skeg would be a nice little break for the kids!

How wrong we were!

Shithole!

Rooms absolutely filthy!

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @Nathan_1878 you got one yet!

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@bootlegger1974 happy Friday Captain. Been a grueller bringing some of these back to Lincoln baby. Been working in Boedlwyddan & couldn’t resist dropping into Wrexham on my way back today. Cheers for the laughs 🍻 ps. I’m hung like a donkey, but not a millionaire 😂#vcameo

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@NoContextHumans R (reverse)

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@GNev2 @GNev2 do you think the current mess would have happened if Fergie was still driving the bus?? I’d like to think not

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@DavidWolfe 3452839

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@bootlegger1974 Thankyou Captain for the ‘Happy Anniversary’ message, set up by my flamethrower Laura!
It’s made my day. Keep up the hilarious tweets & hopefully I’ll one day meet you in person if I visit Wrexham. Ps I’m neither hung like a 🫏 or a millionaire, just a lucky lad.

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@Sammmy_Be @iamspecialized @BORAhansgrohe It WORKS for me. I hope it does you 👌

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@millarmind Good luck. What will be you’re choice of steed?

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@FootbaIIFckUps @Nathan_1878

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@bootlegger1974 What a guy. Swim shorts in a boozer wearing socks & a wolly hat in February. Not hoots given. Chapeau 👌

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

This is what peak male performance looks like

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@jamesenglish0 @Nathan_1878

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@buitengebieden @Nathan_1878

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[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@SirWiggo I’m looking for additional The Tour episodes of the ‘Bradley Wiggins show’ podcast other than day 1. Have they been released yet? Thanks 🙏

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

I’ve been looking for trapped potatoes on the supermarket shelves since watching your gone fishing shows. Any idea where I can find?? #bobandpaul

[LADbible @ladbible]

Never gets old 😂😂

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

[Simon carter @sjcarter1978]

@Highfields_PE Good luck to all swimmers 🏊‍♀️ 🏊‍♂️