Simon Batt

Philanthropist, Record Holder, Comedian, Author, Model, Gentleman, Actor, Sports Star, Football Manager, .... Disillusional but forever the Optimist

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@daveatherton @gmpolice Clearly the “YouTuber” was being inflammatory… all the people defending him are part of the reason the streets are no longer safe.

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@NameBeginsWithC @AndyHa_ Work colleagues?

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@GatorsDaily The Caiman is the one that won’t see ya later or in a while

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@Joey7Barton No wonder you aren’t a successful manager … 🤦🏻

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@GaryLineker a difficult divorce with only one willing party, whilst going through a global pandemic, a global economic disaster, supply chains fraught, Global chipset shortages... Might as well have asked "have you enjoyed the last 3 years?"

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@JonathanGeeves is there anybody that can help me track these down please? The shop is closed, no phone number and i cant contact them about a watch they have of mine?

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@whufclucas Incidentally West Ham didn’t sell out against Man City in the cup.. and the tickets were £10 and kids for a quid #peopleinglasshouses

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@magicfingers7 Should have walked

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Big thanks to @Serge_aurier and Tanguy for allowing me to behave like a giddy teenager! Real class act gents. #COYS

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@mousadembele @SpursOfficial This is still the saddest day for Spurs… never forgotten never replaced

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@SkySportsPL lovely anti spurs rhetoric this morning! #RIPimpartialreporting

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@GaryLineker the best bit is that your arm up was already celebrating before each one hit the net.. #confidence

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@CyberpunkGame @NeoClassicNerd

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@GaryLineker @sisteers is there really an argument that the media preferable to English players! Utter nonsense. Ask Sterling, Grealish, Beckham, etc if they agree. Or was you just referring to Liverpool players?

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@virginmedia worst customer service ever, either via call centre or website. Should be ashamed of yourselves. No show visit today and subsequent 45 mins on phone before being disconnected. To think I was looking to renew!

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@virginmedia quite possibly the worst customer service on the planet! passed around for 45minutes and then disconnected. To think I was calling to renew!

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@itshawkguy How did you manage to turn this into a black/white conversation?

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@plunkmaster @virginmedia @SkyMediaUK With Sky?

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got to love @virginmedia not only is the performance worse than ever the costs are going through the roof without explanation. Tried calling and messaging. no response @SkyMediaUK any deals going?

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@JustRodge @piersmoron14 @GaryLineker @justrodge you see sir are an absolute cockwomble. dont grumble though, just my "free press" opinion