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[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

"@tbhjustmoon: do u ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like
this is it
this is how it ends"@SuzanneCos

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

"@UberFacts: One study suggests that men are more particular about which women they have kissed rather than slept with."@SuzanneCos icc!

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

"@UberFacts: "Groaking" is act of watching people eat food hoping they'll offer you some."@LisaJermyn90 remind u of ne1!

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@SuzanneCos well u must feel good all da time#swingingcatssoundbetter

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

"@UberFacts: Penguins and chimpanzees have both been known to prostitute themselves."@LisaJermyn90

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

im a smurf!#imblueontheinside

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@LisaJermyn90 dont you worry ur lil head ul b home b4 its out#cantwaittohearyourscreams

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@LisaJermyn90 yeh it is da wee beauty...imagine wat hes gunna b like in 50shades!#wetdreams4loife

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@LisaJermyn90 cannot cope dat this is christian grey#sexylilfucker

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@LisaJermyn90 i couldnt agree wit u more!#thedemoninside mite have something to do wit it!

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@LisaJermyn90 miss u 2 my luv! #cantwait4messymondayswityou

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average woman will spend nearly one year of her life trying to decide what to wear.

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@SuzanneCos oh dont i know #deathbycarbs

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@egradwell @davinacosgrove spitting image......BRUNO

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@SuzanneCos @davinacosgrove @egradwell @LisaJermyn90 @aoifej666

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@LisaJermyn90 dnt u jst love us!

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

@davinacosgrove : A type of frog called the “horror frog” will break its own bones to make claws out of them and use them as weapons."

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

Happy National Condom Day!

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

Love @AlanCarr he is the funniest comedian alive!

[shona jermyn @sjermyn88]

Happy New Year Bitches!#bringon2013