Sean Foreman

I try to be funny.

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@Philly_Mays Glad somebody was finally brave enough to say it.

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@MalloryMable When the analysis shifts from “what happened?” to “what did the thing that happened mean?”

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

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@ibuprofenbarbii Whiskey Lullaby by Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss. Bonus pain if you watch the music video and get the context of a soldier coming back from Iraq.

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@heatherlizpoet @DGlaucomflecken I’m gonna guess because politicians are usually lawyers and not doctors. And doctors are also not lawyers.

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@no1gladionfan You’re not wrong about media literacy, but Rise of Skywalker did irreversible damage to our collective trust in off-screen character deaths.

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@NC_Renic That’s the dream right there.

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@Forever_noir_ Oversimplified: Irish independence was won largely due to guerilla warfare & many saw the resulting Treaty as a betrayal by their own gov, who still needed to be fought. As immigrants in the US, they were welcomed but hated. Joining the gov proved belonging and gave them power.

[Sean Foreman @sjforeman]

@BarstoolChief Was at the game last night and thought, "Is Luke Richardson the Matt Eberflus of hockey coaches?" Down two with four minutes left, Mrazek staring the bench down, doesn't pull him until two minutes, don't execute pulling him correctly, end the game on a penalty kill.

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Caleb Williams is a steely-eyed missile man

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I'd like to see some solid, workmanlike failure with the Bears before he's added to the ever-growing list of people I'm pointing torches and pitchforks at.

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This is pure Bears brain (stupidity), but is it really fair to judge Thomas Brown for his work with the Panthers when their #2 & #3 receivers and both TEs from last year have a combined 258 receiving yards and zero TDs in 2024?

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I yearn for a Ron Turner offense

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With the new NFL kickoff rules, why are kickers still booting it into the sky? Makes no difference for when your team can start chasing it down and makes it easier to catch for the other team. Wouldn’t a line drive that takes a hop create better opportunities on coverage?

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@BarstoolChief It took Rocky less than a month after his father's death to negotiate a deal with Comcast SportsNet. What are we doing here?

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@PardonMyTake You should run a Barstool Game Jam. Like the Film Festival, but with games. Games are fun.

[Sean Foreman @sjforeman]

I made a game in seven days for Pixel Jam 2024! Is it good? Questionable. Is it an impressive solo effort? Debatable. Am I proud of it? Surprisingly yes!

If you have a PC and five minutes to kill, give it a play!
https://t.co/7m1ZD97w8P

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Next year, instead of trying to compete with the @chargers in terms of funny for their schedule release (and failing), an NFL team should go full emotional. I’m talking What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, Oscar-era-Robin-Williams-movie ugly sobbing emotional. Be a trailblazer.

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@watchdogsgame Without pressing play this thumbnail looked like Waluigi. Now I can't stop thinking about a universe where Waluigi is vigilante hacker.

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@tha_rami I know it’s not the point, but it actually looks like they have a number of NA options, which makes this a really ironic failure in signposting and UI design