comeau

subpar

[comeau @sjgrime]

pandas are just lazy fucks with shit camoflague go admire a lemur instead, at least they know how to fuck each other

[comeau @sjgrime]

@MorganTaffarada Something something narc-konnen

[comeau @sjgrime]

Down bad

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets..

ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

3 HOURS of ISENGARD URUK-HAI BREEDING PIT AMBIENCE, Orc Forge Sounds to Sleep, Study, Relax, Reduce Stress, Help Insomnia

[comeau @sjgrime]

Holy shit

[Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories]

A new chapter of the “Epic of Gilgamesh”is revealed when the fragment of TABLET V was finally recovered. It was written in Standard Babylonian and dates back to Neo-Babylonian period (626-538 BC), according to researchers.

#archaeohistories

[Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories]

A new chapter of the “Epic of Gilgamesh”is revealed when the fragment of TABLET V was finally recovered. It was written in Standard Babylonian and dates back to Neo-Babylonian period (626-538 BC), according to researchers.

#archaeohistories

[comeau @sjgrime]

@caramahon1 What was the original

[comeau @sjgrime]

Children and babies have zero hustle and negative stacks

[Gibbons Daily @GibbonsDaily]

It's the weekend! Paul the Agile Gibbon is hooting and hollering!

📸Monkey World Ape Rescue

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Re: today’s so-called “damning photo” in the Dundee Courier. During lockdown, me and my Director of Onions had a 4-hour Midori-fuelled game of topless Kabaddi with some relatively close friends. While I remain satisfied it was a work event I apologise to anyone somehow offended.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Hey! Actual historian here. I've been sleeping with your wife for weeks- a 🧵

[comeau @sjgrime]

Leaving an ancient and evil grimoire in the local book swap

[comeau @sjgrime]

@jckgnn LMAO

[dekillsage @dekillsage]

L + ratio + you have no maidens + you're tarnished + touch grace

[comeau @sjgrime]

Sick fucking orb dude

[Genie Offerman (not the famous one) @currentlynotgho]

@wilburthom @charliekirk11 bro if you don't understand the difference between walmart and your own house i assume i can stop by and shit in your bathroom anytime, play with whatever you leave out as floor models, hook up my rv in your driveway, that you'll smile and call me sir while i do it, etc