Sammy Halbauer

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

Took me 10 minutes to read and sign these. Please take some time out of your day so these stories can get the attention they deserve.

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

had to teach my cousin “gen z lingo today” it did not go well

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

Honestly fuck a money driven, materialistic lifestyle. Put me in a cute little house away from everyone in nature where i can garden and raise chickens. A simple lifestyle is way more appealing than becoming a millionaire

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

I’m just so tired of putting effort into things where i get nothing in return...shits exhausting

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

Omg yes play with my emotions i love ittt

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

PSA: if you have a dog that likes to shred things and eat literally everything (including plastic) give them a cabbage

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

This girl told a joke in my class and my prof literally said “that was terrible never say that again” and i can’t stop thinking about that

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

Why do people still care about the kardashians. I feel like we’re past that like grow up

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

@boohoo this you?

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

I just want to dress like a whore and shake my ass but that’s too much to ask for atm :(

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

I will now be accepting bids for my blood as it has officially been confirmed that i am immune to covid

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

My immune system

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died:

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

I just hope people realize that we can’t vote something like this out of the country, this is decades in the making.

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

Would be better if you paid for my college tuition 🥺👉👈❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My 14-year-old son, Saxon, said he feels like 2021 will be a good year. I agree. Let us all make it so.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Goodnight y’all!! I leave this with you!

[The One 🇺🇸 @Flashaction60]

One year for storming the capital vs 8 years for participating in the Ferguson riots.

[Sammy Halbauer @sjhalbauer]

I hate this country i am so serious when i saw I’m getting the fuck outta here

[señorita @lavishthought]

Black people died for PEACEFULLY PROTESTING.

[Bridget Kelly @IamBridgetKelly]

Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.

[tweet tweet steve @daddybuell]

MINIMUM OF 10 YEARS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED!!! right??? @realDonaldTrump