Sadie

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their mouth is frowned upon by management.

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

I don’t know who’s got my voodoo doll, but they need to quit fucking with me.

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@madynichole_ @laura_bilger @tbhkayla__ Clearly I suck too bc just now seeing this!! Let do itttt!

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

I just need a night with some girlfriends, a hotel pool, wine, mixed drinks, movies, and good laughs. Is that too much to ask for!??

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@SydneySarah1 @taylorswift13 @SeatGeek Hey @jenpassalacqua this could be you! 🤣🤣❤️

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@SebyPassalacqua SHE WILL SELL YOU FOR DOUBLE THAT ON THE BLACK MARKET IF YOU DO THAT!!! 😅🤣

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

Whoever said "you'll get one tattoo and immediately become addicted" WAS NOT WRONG. I'M REALLY OVER HERE STRUGGLING.

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@jenpassalacqua @zacharyjelks I feel attacked !

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@JustKallie_ He's already sold out in PA! 🙃 Come to Tennessee in October and go with me! 🤪🤣

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

We go on vacation in about 4(ish) weeks and I'll be 3 hours away from a Teddy Swim's concert. Considering driving that 3 hours to the concert myself. Or do I wait till he's in PA in November? 🤔

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

So my sister and I did a thing today....

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

I live for the weekends when my little loves come home, run from the car screaming my name and jump into my arms! 😭😭😭

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

BET

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@SebyPassalacqua Keep it up Seby and you'll be here every Saturday night!!

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

@williamsstevie **trying to figure out where to put my tattoo will be the death of me! Oh and did I add I have 7 DAYS to decide!!! 🤣🤣

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

It's all about compromise. Lane bought a drift Trike and a motorcycle (all in the same week may I add) so we took a Walmart trip tonight and he loaded up my new Blackstone. 😏😏

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

Beyond thankful for my friends that became family bc just like Tom said "blood doesn't mean shit"

[Darth Dog Mom 🖤 BuccaNole 🏈 @DarthandDogs]

I don’t want an IUD, arm implant, depo shot, or pill because they all make me want to unalive myself. Men really need to stop telling women who are begging for a shred of bodily autonomy to “just get on birth control” like that shit doesn’t wreak absolute fucking havoc on us.

[dalle @dalle_rutledge]

So yesterday I found out a vasectomy costs less than my IUD did.
AND they get localized anesthesia or “twilight” anesthesia.
I got told to take an ibuprofen.
No more excuses.

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

Don't do this to me. Not right now. 😭😭😭😭

[Swimmy BoutDaCheck @teddyswims]

Bestiessssss

[Sadie @sjohnston181]

At what point do I just say enough is enough and throw in the towel