SJ 🍉

the mouth from south. views are mine and your mums

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[lauren @xugaaze]

can't even celebrate that we're finally overcoming the two party system because the cost is the Evil Nazi Mega Hitler Rape Party

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Although I would love to let Hounslow take all the blame, she spent her teenage years in Phipps Bridge and that has to be at least 61% of the reason why she’s like this. That estate is godforsaken

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

Obviously, M.I.A. is a non-Black person in hip-hop, and that comes with its own nonsense, but I just want to point out that the real villain here is where she's from: Hounslow. We need to nuke that borough.

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Kehlani it is impossible to ignore the intense levels of corn you’re giving these days under the guise of being “grown” and it’s upsetting me and my homegirls

[Dyme @dyme_dyme_dyme]

I LOVE GIRLS WHO LEAVE!

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

I got into bed at half 10 😌😌😌

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Sleeping pattern fucked for absolutely no reason just as I had got it to a good place. Classic me

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Threw this like a brick btw

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

You’re not polygamous ,you just need two people to love you at the same time because your parents didn’t.

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

@StinkRatsCharms Mental health nurse called me to give me the results of my diagnostic tests last year, she said “and your scoring for OCD was… oh wow, VERY high” and then we both just laughed at eachother

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

So, is the word ending tonight or?

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Now I think about it, that’s another thing to add to my list of Things to Discuss When I Can Afford Therapy Again

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

I remember waking up really early one Xmas Day and just sitting in the living room with all my unopened presents around me watching Dexters Lab and eating Coco Pops, I didn’t want to wake my mum up because she’d been complaining about how late she’d be up wrapping on Xmas Eve

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

I've noticed amongst friends who have little kids that they are basically forced into waking up when they do. When I was little I remember v clearly knowing that we shouldn't go and wake parents until at least 9am on a weekend, and generally entertaining ourselves in the morning

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

I did 30 sit ups yesterday and the way it hurts to even breathe. Is this what I get for trying to be strong

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

And he’s only being allowed to ruin the entire planet because racists couldn’t face the idea of voting for a Black woman

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Donald Trump is ruining everything for everybody on earth and I hate his fucking guts and I hope he fucking dies really soon.

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

@mags_mclaugh And to that I say, show me the receeps!!

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

The lesbian community would consist of about 100 women if she didn’t exist. Responsible for almost every millennial femmes awakening

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

@mcstardently The money I would pay to be backstage in the artist area

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Mama that’s a dyke right there

[old toons @oldtoons_]

Betty Boop and her boyfriend Freddie (1933-34)

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

Fancying a man makes me so angry. I feel betrayed by my ovaries

[SJ 🍉 @sjonthetweet]

So they’ve been rushing peoples speeches all night but the in memoriam section can last 20 minutes? Skeen #Oscars