sam l

[josephine ꕤ @redfieldorgana]

Guys delete Talking Angela. Now. There is a man spying on you through her eye. If you look closely you will see the reflection of a person

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

and they realised they were no longer cheeky girls; they were cheeky women

[KTLA @KTLA]

Homer will continue to strangle Bart on ‘The Simpsons,’ co-creator says

https://t.co/yCzHCkQNzs

[Poly.Land @PolydotLand]

being polyamorous so you can impress more people with your good cooking and bad jokes

[DD 📁 @designdocument]

Keith Haring sofa designed by BRETZ (2002)

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: North Korea just held a 4 day party which cost a billion in which celebs cheered a massive hologram of Kim Jong Un & everyone forced smiles & pretended to love him while N. Korean children went without food & necessities. So glad I live in a normal country like the UK x

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop. Seems like no one wants to bring me back a wee surprise from the shop these days.

[paul dano the type to @pauldanothetype]

paul dano the type to say “get these away from me” after eating a few chips

[, @gundobese]

@BurnleyOfficial Burnley:

[Beat @beatED]

We’re extremely disappointed that the government is making calories on menus mandatory in England from 6 April.

We know it causes anxiety for people affected by eating disorders.
We know it can increase fixations on restricting calories for anyone with anorexia or bulimia. 🧵

[sam l @SJPLee]

@josh0291 The best, so wholesome