Simon Scott-Beer

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist for information carriage 79457 smells very strongly of tobacco smoke

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@anon_opin the primary cause of societies decline is the selfie. I am so sad that our legacy to future generations will be hundreds of potentially nice photos ruined by a gormless idiot or idiots blocking the view.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@grok catch me up on interesting events over the weekend

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist so glad you can afford to have FOUR members of staff waiting at Hornbeam, a very small platform, to check tickets. Does this mean you can afford to at least provide enough carriages so I don’t have to stand up on the journey to Leeds.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@MrBeast Or just move to Triller!

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@sneakdicking So who’s buying Triller shares while they are cheap!!

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist why is the 728 from Hornbeam Park cancelled

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist another day another six late trains and the one I need has vanished from the board.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist another day, another sequence (3 in a row currently) of late trains on the Harrogate line. Can’t wait to see the age of the rolling stock and whether I have to stand. Again.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist congratulations, both my trains yet again late and overcrowded today. I do enjoy standing in the aisle during my journey.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@northernassist why can you not run a vaguely reliable service from Hornbeam Park to Harrogate. There are daily delays and cancellations.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

#ITVdebate Didn’t Starmer go to a private school?

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@currys I have just had the most dismissive, and frankly poorly written response. No wonder you wanted me to DM. Well
done Currys another customer lost due to a bizarre pricing policy. You sell the item but do not keep it in stock so the customer has to pay extra.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@currys can you list honest prices on your website. I want to buy and collect a tv at £299 today. You do not keep it in store so I would have to pay £30 delivery. Your price for that tv can never be £299 it’s £329

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@jet2tweets very unimpressed currently Jet2. You have delivered us to a hotel at 10am in the morning and the room will not be available until after 3pm. This is a very poor way to start a holiday sitting on the side of the pool with suitcases.

[Simon Scott-Beer @SJSB]

@bestwestern I have spent 10 minutes on hold so far listening to some really inane and irritating jazz music. Can someone please just pick up the phone!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Let’s take a minute to appreciate ‘cappuccino’ in Welsh.

[Toby Young @toadmeister]

When you consider that vaccine passports had no medically justifiable purpose, it's entirely plausible they were simply an on-ramp to normalise a 'papers please' society with a Central Bank Digital Currency at its core. https://t.co/ece9QgTFft

[Boyan Slat @BoyanSlat]

I’m so in love with this photograph

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

Michael Collins, the astronaut who took this photo in 1969, is the only human, dead or alive, that isn't in the frame of this picture.