Sarah Schanz

I'm short, I'm fun, and I ride my sassy horse often.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

I never tweet, but for anyone who is curious. #Oscars2022 #WeDontTalkAboutJada #WillSmith #ChrisRock

[《『JordyD127』》 @JordyD127]

Holy shit, it actually was real. God fucking damn. That's some absolutely insane shit #Oscars #Oscars2022

https://t.co/c5LZzl9rCh

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@ScottGessford Big facts.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@bitesquad My account was hacked. No one ever came to help in chat. The order could have been stopped. I even contacted the out of state restaurant/driver directly, but I was too late. I’ve already deleted the payment info and logged out. What else can be done? I am shaking mad.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@MikeHenriksen Oh I know. My frustration is not in any way directed at you!

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@mdseeley Wait. There are people who DON’T do this?

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@DaleMoss @Pinterest 😂😂😂

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@SnoopDogg Someone with a FB page calked “Snoop Dogg LIVE” is streaming what I assume is an old live you did and potentially scamming people using your likeness. Says the first so many people who comment “cash” and share the page will get paid directly by you. Just so ya know. 🤨

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@richardmarx Don’t worry, I’m 37 and I’ve known who you were since I was six years old. You were one of my first cassette tapes ever. You, Paula Abdul, and NKOTB. Thanks for the music. And thanks for your Twitter feed. You are such a fun follow! Keep on keep’n on! 😎

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@DaleMoss, you wonderful former employee of mine, whom I have always considered one of the greatest humans on Earth. Congrats! I will admit, I have been student teaching and not watching much TV, but I'm very excited to binge your show, and see all the happy!

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

Oh good. While we’re at it, I would like to declare that @ChrisEvans is now my boyfriend.

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

Hmmm. Ok. In other news, I declare that I actually wrote every Beatles song.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@EmbryEthan Well stated, good sir.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@EmbryEthan I promise there are more of us fighting the good fight in South Dakota than people realize. Unfortunately, our governor is the worst and the state is being infected by the virus at a horrifying rate.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

I also need to know this. Don’t let me down, Twitter.

[Lady MacGruber @LadyArtemisia]

Netflix drops #SupermarketSweep and the world NEEDS to know what happened to Malinda and Clint. 😂 #WhereIsMaclintda?

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

Honor Fred Willard and watch “Best in Show” this week. No, it’s not included in your already paid for streaming services anywhere. Pretend it’s 2001 and you rented it from Blockbuster and returned it a day late and pony up the freakin’ $3.99. Fred deserves it. #FredWillard

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

Queen.

[Netflix @netflix]

Dead To Me Presents: Five Things You Should Never Say To A Woman

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@abbybischoff @megadelish Lasagna at 2am over here! 🙋🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

Look, I know we have bigger fish to fry, but when I was in my car a bit ago running errands, I had a #horrific thought: We are going to be inundated, and I mean INUNDATED with annoying/horrible #Coronavirus Halloween costumes in October, both in singles and couples format. UGHHH.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@ScottGessford Wow.

[Sarah Schanz @SJSchanz]

@midwestspitfire Bravissimo, mademoiselle. ❤️