Seth Wittman

Just a kid from New York

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@HannaCanadia Lmaooooooooo, I’m dead as someone who sometimes gets hit with his stuff on my FYP. I guess(recreation) ball really be life for some. And eyyyy, congrats on that promotion! (I’m so bad at this Twitter thing, I accidentally deleted the previous tweet. Help.)

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@KnicksMuse Herb Williams

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@lyft Having difficulty contacting customer service for a refund. Should I send a DM? Thank you

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[Rancho Coochiemuncha @LangstonKerman]

Ooooooooooohhh! It’s coming!!!

[Sailor Victoria 💖✨🌙 @sailorvictoria]

Me explaining how cold it is outside:

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

Must say, one advantage of wearing a mask is that my fellow pedestrians aren’t subjected to my awful lip syncing

[Allen Iverson @alleniverson]

We talkin about practicing social distancing!!! #StayHome #StaySafe

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@EricMartinRuiz Yes! Albeit slightly tighter in the waist 🙃

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

First time putting jeans on in over a month. Who wants to endorse this on LinkedIn?

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@racheltipograph - you amaze me every day. Love ya and congrats

https://t.co/0CpZ9OrGuv

cc: @mikmaktv

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@alanalevinson This is too real

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@feministabulous TJ’s makes a v solid vegan ranch!

[Anthony Slater @anthonyVslater]

Klay Thompson asked for his favorite MJ story: "Favorite MJ story? Man, I don't know. My favorite MJ story is probably just Space Jam. I love that movie. That movie is timeless."

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@LangstonKerman Na son, you need even distribution of ketchup per fry while simultaneously mitigating sogginess and this ain’t it chief. I had higher hopes for you my friend

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@LangstonKerman Hmmm what about dressing up like Chex Mix tho?

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@davidviola Not like I had it for dinner or anything last night 🙃

[Rancho Coochiemuncha @LangstonKerman]

Joakim Noah looks like someone tried to draw Jason Momoa from bad memories.

[Rancho Coochiemuncha @LangstonKerman]

It’s fat guys with washcloth season. Don’t be afraid to wave your tiny flag kings.

[Seth Wittman @sjw529]

@LangstonKerman @d_len 👀👀👀👀