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@benonwine Flamingos

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@BroadcastMoose And still only had 6 minutes of added-on time at the end on the half!

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@MsPocketRocket The same person he always was.

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour I do love these parody accounts.

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@FiltreYokMKA More the point, why was it being filmed?

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@gotpaidfundz @WorldCupMedia_ Rubbish. They are advert breaks for US tv.

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@HanaHoops They are an advertising break for US tv. It doesn't take 3 minutes to take a drink.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll You have a security camera that tracks a moving subject? Where do I get one of them?

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@NOT_MOTD So racists remarks are OK if shared with a teammate? The remarks need to be policed, not the method of delivery.

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@danieljelsom It looks as if you must have the support of at least 25 people with you there. Not exactly 52% of the population, but a spirited effort.

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@BritisherPaz49 Instead of who?

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@Lunaria_40 Nigel. I call it Nigel. It's never answered yet, but who knows?

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@JohnSwinney @ScotlandNT Oh, dear.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Isn't she posting on a phone?

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@fekitcba @Tesco It's the weight of meat you are buying, not the packaging

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@Avabelly__ Bernie

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@HaYoMiDe_ They have become positively charged during the cooking process. Take your stick your finger in the pot while keeping a bare foot on the ground.

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@ShahrarAli I'm surprised that Slimer from Ghostbusters didn't get in.

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@BravStan2 @mericanjew @KosherChutzpah Making fake videos.

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@BravStan2 @mericanjew @KosherChutzpah So why didn't the camera operator help? They could have driven or held the "baby" instead of filming. That's what would have happened, were this real.