Sam Whitten

[Sam Whitten @sjwhitten7]

my parents keep telling me to eat healthier but I fr don’t know how to. brenda song hasn’t made an episode of pass the plate in five years

[Blake @2014jeeppatriot]

@Oprah

[GRACE @graceswindell_]

give it to God, and go to sleep.

He hears your prayers. the whispers. the cries. the unsaid. He knows the desires of your heart. He knows what He’s doing. when you can’t see it, when you don’t believe it...... He knows. He never falls off of His throne. He’s good good good.

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Accidentally buried my shovel this morning and now I have no way to get it out. I hate Mondays

[Cat Whitten @WhittenCat]

Have y'all ever been in a class that makes you want to pour your melted brain out through your ear and become a carrot

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The best in the West in 2016?

Harrison Barnes says it might not have been his Warriors.

[Dunkademics @Dunkademics]

The NBA doesn’t want @the2kferguson in the dunk contest tho??...🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Cat Whitten @WhittenCat]

today

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

Apparently I'm the oldest tennis player with a #1️⃣ ranking. Somebody might have mentioned that to me already but I had a hard time hearing 👴🏻

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Would this be the greatest team ever?

[Sam Whitten @sjwhitten7]

hey guys! i’m participating in 30 hour famine and trying to raise money for the millions of children around the world who don’t get enough to eat. click the link below to donate plz (: https://t.co/O7uqtxvNot via @DonorDrive

[ESPN @espn]

D-Wade's face when he sees the pass LeBron just pulled off >>>>>>>>

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The ending of USC-Stanford was WILD.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Called too short.

Only FAU, New Mexico & Rice offer.

Walks on to Texas Tech.

Wins QB job.

Gets Hurt.

Transfers.

Walks on to Oklahoma.

Becomes three-year starter.

Leads Sooners to 34 wins in 40 games.

Wins 2017 Heisman.

Hell of a run, Baker Mayfield.

[Sam Whitten @sjwhitten7]

after not getting what i wanted for christmas, i have determined that santa is, in fact, NOT real and that christmas is just some big capitalist prank to cause a sudden boost in consumerism 2 months out of the year. thank you.

[Cat Whitten @WhittenCat]

merry crisis!!

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Back At The Helm: Steve Jobs Returned To Work At Apple Today After The Holistic Medicine He Was Taking Kicked In https://t.co/fxbzOxpnCt

[Jason Della Rosa @JasonDellaRosa]

Football
Region semifinals
Class 4A Division II Region II
Melissa beats Gilmer 35-23. Melissa (12-1) advances to region final against Pleasant Grove. Gilmer finishes 10-3