Boris Badenov

Soul Train Award Nominated Haterade Sipper. World champion text ignorer. Certified music nerd.

[Boris Badenov @sjwhy]

@InjusticeFacts *Jim Jones voice* Ballin'!!!

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@LOUDPVCK samurai champloo.

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Yajirobe is such a punk.

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Its a strange time when I feel like big room house is the most innovative part of edm.

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"I can only imagine what your elbow smells like" - anonymous

[diplo @diplo]

yo @official_flo ur a fuck ass fuckboi for ripping off my video

[Boris Badenov @sjwhy]

*becoming more dyslexic evreyday*

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According to my urine im still very dehydrated.

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None of the snapchats I get are nudes. Just another sign that im losing at life.

[Boris Badenov @sjwhy]

Watching "the toxic avenger" on Netflix. Its probably the cheesiest movie I've ever seen.

[Rachel Lichtman @rachelichtman]

Had to explain to my mom that always "doing things as a family" is how Sharon Tate died.

[Boris Badenov @sjwhy]

@PerezHilton you look like the werewolf version of uncle Jesse

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Ow. My head. PS the touch screen on a Droid is awful.

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Re-a-fucking-suring - anonymous

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"Its actually called a punani" - anonymous

[Helicopter Showdown @helishowdown]

why the fuck does pornhub load faster than YouTube?

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@thebakingone what's Google?

[Tennessee Fire @__Shannanigans]

You can get away with a lot more shit if you're sexy. Trust me.

[Tiësto @tiesto]

I have played in Ibiza for over 10 years every week from may till October...gimme a break please