Sydvichyssoise

I’m A Highly Difficult Ropes Course

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It’s lonely at the top of the humor chain

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@judgejooby From the bottom of my heart, I hope they’re all doing well

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True life: I am addicted to Kirkland Pistachios

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@kels_chris I unfortunately have multiple. Or fortunately- you’d have to ask them lol

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Shoutout to everyone divorced before 30

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I am no longer an unpaid brightline spokeswoman

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

All of Capitol Hill knows that the aids were NOT fired!

@RepWilliams is lying to cover his ass.

His office has the highest turnover rate form all the freshmen members because he’s an arrogant pompous drunk and aggressively goes after people that cross his path.

This is a smear on these young staffers that left his office for being mistreated and berated on a regular bases.

Not to mention that Brandon assaulted one of them while drunk at a Christmas party!

https://t.co/CKN1t0MKJD

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@lukeradel @CitrusTVNews Williams is blaming Gordon for Williams’ daughters onlyfans being leaked. His daughter has hundreds and thousands of followers on twitter alone.

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

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Jeremiah= bull frog

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I spent years of my life trying to avoid it but I get what all the Tom Holland craze is about

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@musicbyknox where’s your check mark???

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I can’t believe @jjoyce93 got engaged like what is life coming to and who’s next me or @spence_doh

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Can someone please explain this to me

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Never forget the affect of the bombshell bra

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In the time it took me to write both of these tweets I could have changed my alarm sound lol

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My alarm has been the song “in the morning” for almost 15 years bc I’m too lazy to change it lol I wake up every single morning to drake saying “can I hit it in the morning” 😂

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My mom doesn’t have a meme keyboard lmao

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@jjoyce93 Over a church dress?

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I have this dress that I’ve kept in my closet for years “just in case I go to church” and I get to wear it to church tomorrow lol