Scott da 5'6"

still waiting on my second growth spurt

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

short? no actually i have male pattern height deficiency

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Matt Gaetz is gonna be the absolute man at whatever high school party he’s going to this weekend

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

@jesse_gwal the republicans have taken control in ohio and they are genuinely evil and conniving. Do everything it takes to gobble up power while simultaneously doing nothing for ohioans.

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

@jesse_gwal Because this was the ballot summary, as approved by a republican ran "ballot board" in a 3-2 vote. This summary of what the amendment was going to do was genuinely an outright lie:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

Bold of Harris to do this the day before the election. Interesting.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The butchered remains of a dolphin were found on a New Jersey beach. Feds are investigating https://t.co/cMOTXX04hu

[Bob (subscribe to Burn These Books) @PetriClub]

Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris

Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Massage therapists seeing Deshaun Watson walk into rehab after his surgery

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

Hypothetically speaking, if I happened to receive 333.2 Million social security numbers what then, hypothetically speaking, should I do next?

Nothing crazy.... just a thought experiment

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

They really have nothing.

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

Wait a second, our future president could potentially have tits? This changes everything

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

Biden reveals his new height in yet another shocking development for his single term presidency

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

I'm getting taller folks. listen. I'm 15 feet tall now. that's the situation here. let me say it again.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A controversial, but understandable decision by President Joe Biden.

[Ethan @ethanmead4ever]

July 13th 2024. a terrifying escalation in our nations political divide. I’ll always remember where I was. Trying on my dr manhattan suit that had just arrived from Temu

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

time for the training wheels to come off. they’re ready for draftkings

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

beautiful cat with homophobia 💛🩵

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

My girlfriend listening to me work on my Creed songs in the shower before we head out for karaoke

[Scott da 5'6" @Sk00tkab00t]

Mom #4 before the drill like brian dawkins

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

I would absolutely be Mom #4. I need my revenge lolol.

[Justin @KramericaIntern]

John Lennon waking up after butt crack surgery: Where's Yoko?

Butt crack surgeon: Who do you think gave you the butt crack?