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all views are from the little rat that hides under my hat to pull my hair and control me

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Can’t gatekeep this one

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Beautiful

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Going pound for pound

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Gonna start saving a pound every time I fuck, call me clartin lewis

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Lecturer shouldn’t have asked me if I liked cats if he didn’t want me to meow

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Round of applause for the middle lane motorway drivers doing an absolutely fabulous job of pissing me off today

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@DylanNorthey_ LOL ! 😜

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@danieljbeaney Don’t give up- most gamblers quit before their big win

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@danieljbeaney Ahhh ketted beyond comprehension I get it

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@ConnorJHeath Sick burn bro but I’m ok with failure and personally im glad I got rejected and ended up where I am

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Watched a guy go non verbal for 30 mins and colour a piece of cardboard green in an actual interview for an apprenticeship today

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@ConnorJHeath Call me back when you become more than a number 🙃

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@ConnorJHeath Sorry who got the job we both applied for in the end 🤨

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@JamesyarrowG3 This is where you post from huh?

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@DylanNorthey_ Oh that soon?

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I wonder when Justin beibers going to finally come out as gay

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No one calls themselves diddy if they ain’t diddlin

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@Henry_F_S Kiss maybe?

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@ogs2323 @DylanNorthey_ Well that’s me returning your birthday present then

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@RufusSmith2613 So this is why you’ve been meowing recently?

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@DylanNorthey_ Sounds a bit like jealousy icl