Bazooka Joe

sk8 w knee pads

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

I gotta race like a pisshorse

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Y’all ever wanna throw it in park at a red light?

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Folllowing up. Mt Vesuvius sundae 8/10 difficulty

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Most ridiculous snacks to eat while operating a motor vehicle
1. The second half of a tall Pringle’s can

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

My dad had an allergic reaction to some hot peppers at my cousins wedding

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Bubble gum is so back

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Nosferatu be like “I vant to fuck your wifeeee”

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Apple Genius Bar is equivalent to the DMV

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

New LinkedIn profile pic

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Gonna name my son Newton Einstein Horstmann

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Watch my press conference here:

https://t.co/tfYytx5a32

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Meatballs are just hamburgers covered in red sauce and you freaks eat that shit up

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

The urge to smoke a cigarette inside grows stronger every single day. I don’t know how much longer I can ignore it.

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

One BIG step towards making this house a home

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Squuaaaaaak

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Every burp is a risk

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

So hungover i done turned into the goonies monster

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Lemon pastries are definitely a little gay and if you enjoy them so are you (i don’t)

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

That Pfizer ad made me wanna get so many vaccines

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Who’s funding all the Jesus propaganda

[Bazooka Joe @sk8erchick8]

Why does the music in my dads skydiving video (so epic) make it seem like the parachute never pulled. They cooked up the in memoriam video.