hero

megamind deserved a sequel

[Jay @jay32094]

@ma1ybe Speaking of Christianity...

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Straight people: "OMG don't push all this LGBT stuff on your children! They're children!"

Also straight people:

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[mo ✮ @russellatte]

george i need you to win out of spite this is crazy...

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He just entered an infinite loop

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

The most shocking thing about this is that Trump falling asleep in public at the age of 79 is a very regular occurrence, and yet the same journalists that tweeted weekly about Biden’s age & fitness just don’t really care

[ClipGD @ClipGD]

@CollinRugg @AshtonForbes Chart of all the Scientists/Researchers that have Gone Missing Recently 😬😳

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Researcher working on anti-gravity technology, whose death was ruled a su*cide, sent a text just one month before her death saying she would never kill herself, according to the Daily Mail.

Amy Eskridge was found with a gunshot to the head in Huntsville, Alabama.

Eskridge told a friend that she had been the target of multiple physical and psychological attacks, including being a victim of an “energy weapon,” before her death.

“If you see any report that I killed myself, I most definitely did not. If you see any report that I overdosed, I most definitely did not. If you see any report that I killed anyone else, I most definitely did not,” she reportedly said in a text in May 2022.

In an interview before she died, Eskridge said she was getting scared and said she needed “to disclose soon.”

[аlina🥂 @mercedarri]

italy discovering that ferrari can win the f1 championship if they criminally charge every other driver for tax evasion

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

But like actually...

[indic mawnteé @indicmawntee]

WHlTE man harassed a female japanese streamer but this didn’t go viral

i just know if an Indian / Black / Mexican guy had done this instead of a WHlTE the world would’ve condemned that whole ethnicity as uncivilised or whatever

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

He raped a 12 year old girl repeatedly for years.

He sexually abused a child.

Trump chose him to be his “spiritual advisor”.

He was found guilty and only served 6 months.

He destroyed that child’s life. She will never be the same.

6 months is an atrocity.

[hero @sk8rwolf]

FBI to handle the re-investigation of the case involving the death of Tamla Horsford - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/C7nUYT6kTs via @UKChange

[Infinity Nikki @InfinityNikkiEN]

♾Whimsical Wardrobe | She Is Wildfire
>> Main Attribute: Cool

In a land far, far away, this ancient fairytale also wanders. Thorns are walls, mist is a window, and the forest is as mute as a prisoner. Two hunters feast upon the sun and the moon. Until the moonlight shatters, they hunt, and hunt, until death.

🐺Outfit Ability
[Hunting Elegy: Battle Companion]: The Moon-Hunting Wolf is summoned by the sound of the gun. It roars with the wilderness of the forest, determined to catch the prey caught in its net.
♦ This Battle Companion ability is region-restricted and can only be used in Itzaland. Phantom Companions cannot be summoned in certain stages, Curio Domains, or Mothershroom Woods, and any summoned Phantom Companions cannot follow Nikki into these areas.

🐺Outfit Details
[She Is Wildfire] can be evolved into the following outfits: [She Is Wildfire: Forest] (Stage 1), [She Is Wildfire: Waning Moon] (Stage 2), and [She Is Wildfire: Journey] (Stage 3). Fully glow it up to obtain the [She Is Wildfire: Frontispiece] outfit.
>> Evolving the outfit to Stage 1 unlocks the pose [Time to Leave].
>> Evolving the outfit to Stage 2 unlocks the Framed Moment item [Forest Hunter's Shadow]. You will also be able to use Dreamy Heartchime on the Clothing Evolution > Decoration: Radiance screen to obtain [Unawakened Forest: Radiance].
>> Evolving the outfit to Stage 3 unlocks [Her Song of Freedom: Makeup], a new idle animation, poses, enhanced special effects, and alternative details for certain pieces.

🐺Limited-Time Resonance: [Call of the Forest]
➤ Event Duration
After the Version 2.4 update on March 26, 2026 – April 23, 2026, 12:49 (UTC-7)
➤ Resonance Rewards
Based on your number of Resonance attempts, you can earn rewards such as selectable makeup boxes, an Avatar Frame, and a Momo's Cloak. Upon reaching 160 Resonance attempts, you can claim the decoration [Unawakened Forest].
➤ Resonance Rules
During the event, use [Revelation Crystals] or [Limited-Time Revelation Crystals] to resonate in [Call of the Forest]. Every 10 Resonances guarantees one 4-star or higher piece, and every 20 Resonances guarantees one 5-star piece.
>> This Resonance event includes the "Ocean's Blessing" feature, allowing you to select one piece of the [She Is Wildfire] outfit for the upcoming Resonances. Once selected, for the first 5 times you obtain a 5-star piece, it will be the one you chose. Ocean's Blessing can only be used once, so please choose carefully.

♦ Note: Some makeup shown in the image is for reference only. The outfit's actual presentation may vary in the game.

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➤ Infinity Nikki Version 2.4 The Forest Need Not Listen launches globally on March 26 (UTC-7)!
➤ Download Now: https://t.co/soaPebzlY9
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#InfinityNikki
#TheForestNeedNotListen

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.

In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.

These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time.

The trader seemingly made huge gains.

Unusual.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Women are nagged to stay fit, eat well, drink less and have babies in their 20s. Women are also blamed if late pregnancies result in miscarriages or unhealthy babies.

Meanwhile, some loser has created a micro wheelchair for men's disabled sperm.

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.