Kalene

''Sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?'' -Kevin Jonas

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

This ass is dry clean ONLY

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

@Rysquid @ems908 Eh, fuck Aristotle. Why does every episode need to drive forward plot? The character development it gives us is just as valid and valuable.

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

@Rysquid @ems908 It ain't FILLER it's a palate cleanser and much needed breath of fresh air between the dystopian nightmare of Ba Sing Se and the gut wrenching look into Appa's Lost Days

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

You ever see pics of VERY RELIGIOUS engaged couples gazing into each other's eyes and just wanna comment, "y'all fuckin?"

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

So...we all think David Attenborough's voice is sexy, right??

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

@lindsay_430 Wait...is this a hot take?? Does everyone not agree on this

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

@lindsay_430 Read this and immEDIATEly got this song stuck in my head https://t.co/Ls2S08unHa

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

Today, I watched two elderly people get out of their smart car, open the trunk, and assist a third elderly person out of the trunk

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

My ex's mom drunk texts me to tell me how much she misses me and I think I should marry her

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

I've got 99 problems but at least I'm not pregnant

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

In the mood to get Tommy Wiseau's face tattooed on my body

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

Wow Freud would have a FIELD day with me

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

Things you can say to your cat but not your girlfriend: "Stop putting your butthole on the paper towels."

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

Be still, my achey breaky heart

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

The older I get, the hotter Danny Tanner looks to me

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

Rome wasn't dicked in a day

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

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[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

I hope I'm reincarnated as a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

@lindsay_430

[Kalene @skalenetriangle]

Mothers do not suck dick