ev

at this point i’m becoming undone he/him

[ev @skalskunk]

i sold my microwave to buy this huge puff corduroy coat

[ev @skalskunk]

everyone brace yourself!!! the jwst will release its first photos tomorrow,,,,liek i cannot contain myself

[ev @skalskunk]

i need to be in nyc tomorrow at 6am, which means i have to catch a 4:28 am train just to work an 11 hr shift. i’m gonna be sick

[ev @skalskunk]

@lizzzietish my momma worries about me way too much, my love life is nonexistent since i’m apparently waiting for someone with a C name like Cal or Cameron, and i need to pursue something in the arts or i’ll never be happy🫠

[ev @skalskunk]

was just working a celeb event and a medium came up to me bc of my energy and READ me, the was i was sobbing in front of charlemagne tha god

[ev @skalskunk]

if i receive any backlash i will come at you with the full force of my boney elbow dont test me

[ev @skalskunk]

yes i’m turning 25 next month and am still a twink, we exist

[ev @skalskunk]

ok ok i’m back you all can rest easy

[ev @skalskunk]

neandertwink timmee

[ev @skalskunk]

@1katewest ^the way you got a WHOLE backup list now. get your bag sis

[ev @skalskunk]

patiently waiting for rihanna so i can log OFF

[sabrina 🧛🏻‍♀️🖤 @_sabrinalana_]

technically grimes bringing a weapon to a completely unnecessary occasion is the most american thing ever and therefore she is extremely on theme

[ev @skalskunk]

tell me why no one followed the met gala theme….. embarrassing

[ev @skalskunk]

well 1 (one) did, that’s enough to fill my heart

[ev @skalskunk]

the penn station sex workers remembered me😭😭

[ev @skalskunk]

i’m back in nyc for only 24 hrs and i saw a bunch of like recognizable tiktokers,, it’s weird that there are like viral people walking around bc they aren’t celebrities like 🧍idk

[ev @skalskunk]

3 years ago i broke myself into the VMAs, and this year they asked me to work it. full circle methinks

[ev @skalskunk]

may the road rise up to meet [me], may the wind always be at [my] back🥺

[ev @skalskunk]

cuz i been actin like trouble i fall on the floor n i forgot to shut the refrigerator maybe thats the reason that the nectarines are coooooold

[ev @skalskunk]

i am not intentionally a sucky friend, i just don’t talk to anyone bc then i need to ask how they are doing, and i don’t want to explain to them that i’m still not good!!

[ev @skalskunk]

@psblykimrichrds i’m,,,, changed