Sam Smith

just out here trying to live my best life ❤️

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

Every time I think I'm absolutely hilarious the borderline 10 likes my tweets get knocks me back down #comeonpeople #whereisthelove

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

“You know, I was thinking about it today and bison bulls sound a lot like a Tyrannosaurus rex.” - @taylorsmith_93

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

If you drink too much beer in America you can actually over hydrate because the alcohol percentage is so low.

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

Some things you just can’t unsee 💔😢

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@RobertDSaunder1 Twitter notified me when you posted this 😂

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

To my 🇺🇸 friends wondering why your country is in such a bind:

I have had to spell ‘Roosevelt’ out to several different companies for shipping purposes. Not that Roosevelt is something you should’ve learned to spell in school or anything 🙃

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@KaitGustave

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@AndreaM_R Blessed

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@jinsen_paige

[𝑲𝒚𝒍𝒆 𝑱𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑴𝒄𝑬𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆™️ @KYLEMCENTIRE]

Due to the new regulations your milkshake can only bring 10 or less boys to the yard and requires a mask

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@HannahLynne413 Defiance

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Don’t recommend watching Scandal during the US Election... everything is now a conspiracy 🙈😂

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@destridevenport Right!

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

I don’t always get a billion friend requests on Snapchat but when I do, it’s because @lmcleod28 or @CheyenneJinks are posting memories 😂

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@KYLEMCENTIRE Extra sad I won’t ever get to go to Salty Dash! Totally understand the whole people are stupid thing though 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@babyflew Depends on if they have a dog or not. If they have a dog I can make it work. People who don’t own one of the two can’t be trusted #cantsitwithus

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

Some days I really wish I never left Texas 😭💔 Missing my people a little extra this weekend

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@KennedySmith10 @ShelbyEspenson @mattyrenae Never say never lol

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

RETWEET

[Rodeo Life Problems @rodeolifeprobs]

Y’all ever feel really good about a run and then see the photographer pics from it and boom. Confidence gone.

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@jxoa___ @JennyMassing almost asked if this was your playlist but then I remembered your iPod was green

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@_morgangonzales I had to once while I was in school and it was the sketchiest. Randomly comes in the mail to the address requested online. Fill out a blank slip of paper and simply photocopy drivers license, put in envelope and hope it gets there. No confirmation, nothing.

[Sam Smith @skalynsmith]

@mattyrenae Dude same