Jim

Blending the worlds of parenting and mindfulness, with a dark and twisted sense of humor.

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The hypocrisy of me preaching honesty and truth to my children, and then 6 hours later, creeping through the night to steal a tooth from under their pillow and blaming it on a fairy. #parenting

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@EliotShorrParks "Classic trap game."

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THIS, this #eagles game is the reason why I loathe the "a win is a win" crowd. A shitty win over a bad team like the Titans hints at deficiencies that are going to kill you against a good team.

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@Tim_McManus That late hit ends up being well worth the flag.

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@PhilliesNation With that payroll, they have no business dumping champagne all over each other for squeaking into the playoffs on the last game of the season after this past week's performance. They should be pissed off.

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@Phillies I swear to God, if they somehow get into the playoffs and I see Garrett Stubbs spraying champagne with the team to celebrate, I'm going to go postal.

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@DaneDe4orest He's alright. Better now that you didn't reject me with all of that silence.

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@venturetwins Why is it important to do complex math problems?

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@btrembly @ChelsElaina That's probably the way I'm leaning too.

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@btrembly @ChelsElaina Texas or OSU?

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@btrembly @ChelsElaina Haha. You just never know. If I actually bet instead of talking trash, I’d give you half the farm I would have won.

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@ChelsElaina Ouch.

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@btrembly @ChelsElaina Uh oh.

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Why is Elle Duncan dressed like a pilgram biker on the Netflix pregame show?

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@DrCaptainwenzel @PatSharp100185 @ChelsElaina The depth chart on their site shows four active quarterbacks on the roster.

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@ChelsElaina If it seems too easy, it usually is.

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@bajaduron @Phil2Dawg @uscfan981 Or he's just trying to get people to argue against his asinine opinion.

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@WorldEndRadio @CultureCrave Laufey IS the non-Kratos game.

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@TonzMMA @NFL_DovKleiman @TheAthletic I'm sure ESPN did their homework before throwing 60 million a year at him.

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@BigE_1984 @Breaking911 The horror, when you put it like that.