Kai

Skwampifier skankified

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I put on eyeliner to hold myself accountable for crying

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I am a storm warning system for women

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Accidentally loudly proclaiming that “historically the navy is super gay” while a midi couple is trying to have a date behind me

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So proud of myself for not telling a tutor that I just miss my mom

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@springoffensiv_ Hey those are some cool boots

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25% of the dorm buildings you could live in last year had a rapist RA

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I’m kind of freaky I looooove beautiful women

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My mom says ur apathy towards others is the reason you aren’t content

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@selkiesuit Pisces/lesbianism

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IM SO

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@elvesteeth Dr whiskers for the win

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Can we do a may pole w/ prospies

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Romanticize yourself? No. Villainize.

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@lugduname__ On the list now bae

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Got told I have Cassandra syndrome, but what if I’m also right

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@springoffensiv_ Just showed my moms boyfriend ur C02 song

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@springoffensiv_ Himbo

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Replacing all my “they don’t like me”s with “they’re experiencing gender envy”

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Everyone needs an ex that’s their little buddy