Daniel

[Daniel @skario99]

@TermitoBostero Lo todo hasta el punto en el que se convirtió en simio para treparse encima de el como el primate que es

[Daniel @skario99]

@PalaPR_ Efectivamente, son simios de mierda

[Raul @RaulOnDaRun]

On a technical level, Mexico can match any other world class team in the world.

Their great weakness has been a lack of Black players and rampant addiction to alcohol and partying.

That was until now… that was until a Colombian man and a boy who cannot legally drink walked in

[Eliza @lilibethhrj]

Estos cabrones ya agarraron también esa canción jajaja 😭😭

[Memes vs. Football @memesvsfootball]

DR Congo vs. Uzbekistan match highlights..

[Mike @BlueCFM_]

🚨URGENTE

Acaba de caer el tiro del Piojo Alvarado en TEL AVIV

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Deep @DeepStarts]

That's how programming feels nowadays

[Daniel @skario99]

@SpooknJukes I hope they make a 24 hour stream like this for the next chapter now

[Daniel @skario99]

@AstreaWaves You got the white text on a red box saying “new killer” and you focus on the little text of the CR holders?

[Daniel @skario99]

@luverofpower

[Daniel @skario99]

@oOoConservas “Derechos laborales generosos” en un pais en el que se tuvo que promover una ley para darle a los trabajadores acceso a una silla para sentarse…

[Daniel @skario99]

@4gotten19 @Nacocooo0 @7korobi___8oki

[Calleti 🇲🇽 @kalletiRey]

“Suéltame,es que me tienes las chichis en la cara y se me va pa” 🤣🤣

[helkum @he1kumwya]

nigga got batista bombed

[Leo(Hunty Schafer’s Version) @Space_Cowboy555]

Es este el video jajajaa puto trailero pendejo xD

[Daniel @skario99]

@Ghost76891 Los diabéticos nos estamos muriendo