Sarah Karnes (she/her)

actor + writer + singer
/subject to change
IG @sarahekarnes

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

I started a Substack about leaving religion and exploring sexuality and relationships! Get on board: https://t.co/SRsAAlWHSg

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

"Touching tits, even your own, increases your life expectancy by at least a couple of days. I mean it must, right? It definitely does." - Me, also definitely a doctor* and bisexual**

*false
**true

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

May the people in your life shout your name and be as excited to see you as I am to see Scoot McNairy in literally anything.

[Esther Zuckerman @ezwrites]

Thank you so much this this is so important to me

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

ADHD is being extremely uncomfortable bc chia seeds are stuck in your teeth, but also getting immense satisfaction from removing them.

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/BOHLUhivff

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

Vulture Cinematrix No. 78: Jun 12, 2024
I got 9/9 correct - top 23%, not bad!
Score: 2462
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Play at:
https://t.co/x5paWxnyS1
@vulture

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Always.

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

How come no one is talking about #Ripley!? Gorgeous, low key hilarious, Andrew fucking Scott: what more do you need.

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

@jowrotethis @MalloryRubin Legendary ep. 🔥 What's the name of your friend's shop with the geeky clothing??

[🔆Lauren @laurenfromiowa]

Everyone in Southern California running to twitter to see if anyone felt that small #earthquake

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

A friend got me hired on GI Joe 2 as “post-vis coordinator” when I was 24 and my first question day 1 was “what is post-vis?” When we wrapped they told me I was the best post-vis coordinator they’d ever worked with

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

I cannot go *back* to Costco tomorrow. That is simply a ridiculous ask for where I am right now as a human being.

[Scott Lucas @scottrlucas]

😃 Low-A Rome switched nicknames from the Braves to the Emperors. The new mascot is a penguin. The players waddle when they make a nice play.

[Sarah Karnes (she/her) @skarnes24]

As a fan of both filmmakers, please vote for Todd.

[Blank Check Podcast @blankcheckpod]

Happy Friday! Today in March Madness, you can choose between Natalie Portman mirroring Julianne Moore, and Natalie Portman mirroring herself (?)

It's TODD HAYNES (3) vs ALEX GARLAND (7).

Vote: https://t.co/pM9Zy0D0OD

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Tenet is the kind of batshit movie that someone usually makes right *after* winning Best Director but i guess it makes sense that Christopher Nolan did it in reverse order

[Shaurya Chawla @_ShauryaChawla]

"POOR THINGS is now on Disney+" is an objectively hilarious statement to say out loud.

[Kanopy @Kanopy]

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