Skash

hmua

[Skash @skashh]

may as well share here, too🌈

[Skash @skashh]

Have you ever stood in front of the refrigerator in your underwear at 1am & poured mustard down your throat straight from bottle to put out the raging fire of heartburn in your chest after you peeled yourself from the bathroom floor post vomiting or have you never been pregnant?

[Skash @skashh]

slaps every single time

[Skash @skashh]

“I got me some of that shampoo you told me about. J Cole or whatever it’s called.”
“Joico.”

🥲

[Skash @skashh]

just stumbled across this gem while scrolling the ever so reliable facebook newsfeed

[Skash @skashh]

this is not an acceptable way to compliment anyone plz stop being gross and comparing body sizes and relating it to beauty🙃

[Skash @skashh]

@VictoriaLexi Thank you!!

[Skash @skashh]

may as well share here, too🌈

[Skash @skashh]

feeling real i’m gonna cuss someone outtish today

[Skash @skashh]

i hope josh hartnett is living a nice happy and healthy life

[Skash @skashh]

Nash has recently started throwing insults and he just called Nate a “chicken dinner.” Still got a little work to do.

[Skash @skashh]

*my four year old putting his arm across my stomach*

“Wow you SO BIG. Like, you so much bigger than me. You’re like the biggest mama.”

He says incredibly proudly and enthusiastically. They really do love you for all of you🥲

[Skash @skashh]

@mirrmaid As if saying it’s up to anyone other than the person directly making the choice makes it any better🫠

[Skash @skashh]

“ItS nOt IlLeGaL iTs JuSt Up To ThE sTaTe NoW” like bro I live in Alabama, we know how this is going to play out.

[Skash @skashh]

When you’re a parent the craziest things make you emotional. Nash is taking a shower instead of a bath for the first time and I am HURT. He’s growing up😭

[Skash @skashh]

two of my faves🥺 but MALLLLL.. she will be fittest on earth before it’s all said and done for her!

[The CrossFit Games @CrossFitGames]

Mal O'Brien and @dellespeegle sprinted out of gates to start Granite Games with a BANG

[Skash @skashh]

@dustin_duckett This feels like one of those dreams where you’re fighting for your life but you can’t punch hard, do you know what I’m talking about?🤣

[Skash @skashh]

@actuallyglitter BASE PRICE

[Skash @skashh]

I know one thing for certain, my ass is too damn old to be pulling nearly 13 hour nonstop work days.

[Skash @skashh]

@actuallyglitter I already cut back to only two full days a week and leave by 4 on Fridays (except today) annnnd no weddings😅 I probably shouldn’t complain lol.