Skate.

I'm not a comedian, I'm a chef

[Skate. @skatethecheff]

When the lights come on and you see who you been dry humping with for the past 2 songs.

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When you at work and see Nasty Hands Stan reaching for your 2pc and biscuit from Popeyes.

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@sustackzz Lmao.

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When you wake up to that direct deposit on Friday! #everythingsGucci

[Skate. @skatethecheff]

@sustackzz Cuz you look like a boss lol

[Skate. @skatethecheff]

When you thought leaving Jerome for Tyler was a good idea at first.

[Skate. @skatethecheff]

I don't know what the big whoop about R. Kelly is? I been locking bicthes in the crib since the 60s

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When ya phone dry and bored asf. So you go on uber to see what the Ubers are up to.

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After 2 chalupas, 1 crunchwrap, that mysterious naked chicken taco and a Lg Baja Blast from Taco Bell later this happens.

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@abedelrey Like stfu before you get a extra large dick in your soda. Foh!

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I'm this kinda man.

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When lil disrespectful ass kids start talking crazy. Me : stfu before I fuck ya mom just so I can whoop yo ass

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@cdavi5 Why is he moving like that? That's why he in jail now. Being dumb.

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@sustackzz Lmao. Dead ass. Bout time Lebron let that lil bit of hair go

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When you get woking up @3am by ya girl holding ya phone in ya face asking you who tf is Snowbunny6969!!!!

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Where tf this ridin dirty ass nigga Chamillonaire get money to sit court side from?

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What in the holy fucks. https://t.co/E9OfKw22zY

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Potential GF: So.... what do you like to eat? Me:

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@lilpolynesian @quenblackwell Wtf? Lmao. The blastphamey

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**When ya girl a freak*. Me: babe, is it raining today?
Babe: taste this pussy and find out.