Van Dam

#teamtype1

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

#MtnDewHatesDiabetics #PepsiCoHatesDiabetics #MakeMoreDiet #MakeMoreZeroSugar @pepsi MAKE OTHER FLAVORS OF DIET PLEEEEEAAAASEEEEEEE. Stop ignoring those of us that cannot drink regular pop/soda

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

Of course America is gonna feel different 🤣

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

I still can't stand her lmao #bigbrother

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

I REALLY wish my @ring doorbell would be worthwhile and actually alert me when packages are delivered. Somehow these drivers are magically dropping these packages off

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@Chicago_Goofies not on her watch

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@dominos Hope it's gonna be good with all this quality checking that's going on.

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

Having a lot of fun trying to order @dominos but their website and app are barely functional right now woohoooo

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@OmahaSteaks Starting to think this order isn't coming. What was the point of clicking send ASAP?

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@AmazonHelp Just gonna cancel and order again. Makes a lot of sense for additional delays yet Amazon says I can order and have delivered tomorrow. Hell I could cancel, order again, claim the $1.50 digital reward (woohoo) and still have it delivered before the original order 😑

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

Really interesting when you buy a new @ring spotlight and get an email 10 days ago saying 30 days left in your trial but then the 1st trial just ended yesterday so I've lost all AI features. Still waiting on the mailbox sensor that @amazon has no idea whats going on

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

Super cool part of shopping @Walmart website is when it becomes like amazon shopping and a pack of Oreos get listed for $69.49 or a bag of Doritos is $30.75 and/or $13.90, maybe youd like Lindt dubai style chocolate eggs for $170.83?

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

I like when @amazon orders say next day or 2 day prime but my order is delayed and still hasnt shipped, but I can order again and have it tomorrow?

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@onlineinsane Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket!!

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@DeanoGorton This guy had me dyin

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

Why do I keep watching show revivals? Gotta leave the good memories in the past. This Malcolm in the Middle thing is rough

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

I cant use @tweethue sync on my computer watching @DisneyPlus !?!?! What a joke

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@FortniteStatus

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@UPS holy friggin bots

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

Super nice of @UPS to give me a 4 hour window for delivery...with signature required.....to be updated to a 9 hour window. Love being stuck at home waiting..

[Van Dam @skatingjesus]

@turbofloyd_ You got that laaaaaaate type 1. Crush it. Best wishes. I hate the struggle.